Nice Rob Gronkowski impersonation.

It goes great on poutine.

RIP

Jonas Val Su Eno Wow Sauce is totally my favorite condiment in Toronto too.

If you commit a crime just to watch a ball of shit like the opening ceremonies live, when same ball of shit will be on TV in a few hours, you deserve to go to jail forever.

Heidi Kloser? More like Heidi K. Loser, amirite?

Mike Pettine is on the 2014 firing list.

Note I didn't say a good point guard was essential. I said a point guard very certainly can have the strongest individual effect on the offensive flow of a game, merely because he controls the ball. This stat shows that.

I'll just leave this here

The "conceptual problem" with the statistic, overweighing point guards, may in fact underscore a reality in the NBA, mainly, that an effective point guard who can get the ball to the right guys at the right time, while creating his own shot occasionally, could be the most important part of an NBA team. The PG may…

I just watched that whole video. Thanks for the best six minutes of my life.

Every event should have a counterpart that combines it with shooting.

Only need a BMI of 30 to get a special seat? That's phat!

Sochi may be nine hours ahead on the clock, but judging from living conditions, most would see them as about 80 years behind...

Dadboner would be proud.

And here is Denver's Super Bowl performance reinacted in Legos

I don't have any talent to take anywhere. #sadtrombone

I wonder when "cock sucker" migrated from a two word epithet to the more powerful single word "cocksucker"

And at 0:55 here's Dick Butkus playing Philly

Milwaukee Brewers model