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That is so much better than mine....

“Those who desire to give up freedom in order to gain security will not have, nor do they deserve, either one.”

If they really want to discourage this sort of behavior, they would punish them by making them come back the next year.

I stand corrected. It would have been clearer had the original design incorporating trunk liquor being approved by the USOC.

The shamrocks are Irish. That's not 'Murica. I'm ashamed to have him represent our country with such treason.

Funny how the extra material on the shorts essentially turning them into MC Hammer's pants doesn't seem to bother anyone...

Their relationship is based on the incredible douchebaggery they have in common.

TJ Ward could easily have destroyed all of Josh Gordon's knee ligaments with his hit had Gordon been planted. Which brings the question: is Chief-on-Chief violence or Brown-on-Brown violence more racist sounding?

You know they hooked up after the game. Seriously, which one says no?

For some, this is what Hell looks like...

Promising change and foisting this organization of incompetence on Browns fans is like promising a fuel rebate and then fraudulently shortchanging it on settlement.

A group of five gentlemen enters the office of a talent executive. They say "we've got the most amazing basketball show you've ever seen" and proceed to engage in a series of acts including murder, incest, rape, coprophilia, coprophagy, bestiality, and necrophilia, all while dribbling and shooting a basketball.

Let me tell you, if Sherman was playing the Patriots Sunday he would never had a chance at glory*

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That's a different twist on how I usually get bombed on Caucasians

His troubles slip through the cracks, passes slip through his fingers, Bess is on a slippery slope to be sure.

Jerry, do you roll with stock vehicles, or do you like to customize things? What are your favorite mods - paint, body, brakes, engine, etc.? What is your favorite car you put together?