This has been a great weekend for sportsmanship, hasn't it?

And on the other coast Davone Bess becomes belligerent when asked to wait to 4:20. SPOOKY.

I'll just leave this here

Which team is Mike Vick coaching?

Actually it should be Florida:Florida

With Bess' stone hands, this could easily have been felony assault with a deadly weapon...

Story of the Jets' season: they were constantly beating themselves

Yeah, I just looked it up. Actually smart of them to put that in the exceptions.

I wonder who the first manager is going to be that challenges the longstanding "neighborhood" play on a double play just to be an ass and eke out an undeserved advantage.

The real reason the Constitution was removed is that the Department of Homeland Security and Obamacare got together and decided we really aren't using the whole Constitution thing anymore, and it would be grossly misrepresentative of this nation.

If I was as shitty at my job as Bess is, I'd want to escape that reality as often as I could as well.

P.E.D. apparently stands for Performance Enhancing Danish these days

Morality PSA here:

looks like a game of buck buck

I've been looking for a way to get right to the top of all these organizations! Thanks for publishing their emails so I can contact them directly!

Looks like someone went to Dr. Lecter's for dinner

Maybe he's just auditioning to be Kim Jong Un's next bestest buddy?

I think Rodman has a spot or two open in his worldwide diplomacy tour. JR may want to consider it...

West Virginia is unshaded as nobody there voted, because they don't have the internet there yet.

A Steelers fan can actually write?