My most vivid memory of Frank Thomas was running into him at a Chicago bar while I was there with some Swedish dude named Ragnar. Ragnar kept firing on this incredibly hot bartender in his drunkenness (Swedes can really put down the sauce) but she wasn't buying any of it. Thomas was a full head above anyone in the bar…

The nicknames on the front of the jerseys were released as well. Miami - "Everyone Hates Us", Nets: "Bunch of Fucking Bums"

If there's one thing we've learned about LeBron James this year, it's that he is the most mom-friendly player in the NBA.

Happy Birthday to you,

The Cavs and Pistons wouldn't have had to throw the game...

What if it's 14 teams per conference...

What if it's 14 teams per conference...

The Washington Hog Rinds. Delicious and tasteful.

Texas is a top three program all right

You blew it on Batman. Batman is mostly about being rich and therefore able to splurge on nifty gadgets. Batman has to be agile, and he has to be seasoned from being beaten up a little, pursued a lot, so he is calm under pressure. Batman mostly, however, needs to have this ennui about life itself, not giving a single…

Ohio State really could have used him in the Bowl Game. Spence is their X-Factor on defense.

If I had a nickel every time my wife said that to me...

Gotta hand it to Jameis Winston, he saw something he wanted and he just went and took it despite a persistent defense that had been denying him all night.

Is Biathlon legal in Russia?

One well-placed right hook, and now he has a badly displaced right hook to his nose.

I think that's just a metaphor for the Chicago media, specifically Jay Mariotti before he quit the Sun-Times

There is a very specific and very confused generation right before Beal that all grew up wearing 45, and nobody can tell them how stupid they are.

Apparently Rodman et al have their internet hosted by North Korea if they really believe Kim Jong-Un isn't all that bad.

Dan Snyder makes Kim Jong-Un seem like a likable person, and Kim Jong-Un executed his uncle by feeding him alive to 120 dogs.

Unsurprisingly, not many of the Eli Manning jerseys orders made it to their intended receivers this year.