If weather.com is the ESPN of the weather game, as it seems to be unfolding to be, one must wonder: who is the Tim Tebow of weather?

with the worst being not drinking before reading the comments, especially mine.

Just shows Americans need to up our corruption game a little.

And the Chicago 2016 Olympic Committee all sheds a collective tear as to what may have been...

Drinking booze when it is freezing is actually the worst thing you can do. Link

Actually I think it should be 1.667 ballpark

You are correct, "assault" is technically the threat of harm with a legitimate fear of safety. This is "battery" which is concerned with the right to have one's body left alone by others. Though there seems to have been no physical harm done in any instance (or at least those they choose to record in their compilation…

Technically that is video evidence of assault.

"I'm not a bigot. I simply hate on people that I believe to be less than human, and since I'm not discriminating against any good moral decent people, I'm certainly not a bigot, because bigotry is wrong and I'm 100% morally right."

Like Mike. I wanna be like Mike.

Preposterous. The NFL is strongly and adamantly against bigots in every manner, shape, and form, and would never stand for this.

Ah, right, I forgot about the kobayashi maru clause in section 8.67.53-09 of the rulebook, my bad.

I'm not 100% on my cricket rules, but I'm pretty sure after that catch the pink team got a double wicket which allowed them to bowl two behinds and a googleplex forcing the other team to modulate the flux capacitor. That led to a series of events, including a rare diptheria mallet, over the next two weeks where pink…

I think he was trying to console the Americans - "at least you can still get a decent cheesesteak in some parts of your country. We have to go eat borscht now."

So Triplette and his crew are outstanding on the regular calls and only screw up one or two big ones, so they get a playoff game. This is like saying a medic is great and deserves a promotion because he can apply a band-aid like nobody's business, ignoring the fact he occasionally applies a tourniquet to someone's…

Yep, here's a link - http://bit.ly/1k4MAPE

He allegedly banged the wife of one of the Cavs' coaches. I think I hear Rex Ryan calling....

You should technically include the Houston thing in this, even though Monday went black for Kubiak weeks ago. Kubiak almost died on the field, and then he comes back to get fired, and replaced by the feckless Wade Phillips. That's some pretty good entertainment to be sure.

Wait, Jaws was about vaginas? No wonder Shark Week is so popular...