Here is the tweet of the day on NFL Black Monday:

I wonder what Rex and Mrs. ihaveprettyfeet will do to celebrate with the team?

Lambo and a Mississippi State sweatshirt? The missing piece in this puzzle is clearly "meth lab"

Only because she's so incredibly stupid, and that detracts from the hotness. But put a ball gag in her mouth, and if you tell me you wouldn't hit that, you, sir, are a liar.

Everyone pays too much taxes. Especially that poor bastard Tony Romo.

he admires Lane's offensive prowess

$108M contract, banged some of the hottest women on the planet...

That's actually not how Vegas works. Vegas tries to balance the line 50/50 and live off the 10% juice - risk free ten cents on every dollar bet. Those giant buildings are all paid by a small percentage house edge, and if there is a risk of the house losing money, they work hard to close that gap. Which is why it is…

Lions at Vikings, opens MIN -2, 71% of the money goes toward DET and it moves to MIN -3. That's not how it works Vegas, WTF?

The twist was that the Xboxes all had trojans installed into them so just about anyone could hack into them without much effort, which is just like how the line blocked for RGIII.

Mike Price would be the perfect guy for the job - he's certainly dealt with humiliation in the past. He just needs to stay away from the Golden Banana...

Well, the whole "signing American football players" thing has been a miserable failure for Detroit for half a century. Why not try something different?

Five players on the books for 2023:

Sadly, that was the pinnacle of ESPN's journalistic integrity, and it has gone precipitously downhill since.

He has to get Papa John wasted every night just to get to sleep, right?

Performance enhancing my ass.

Funny, Dennis Rodman saw the North Korean boys' choir sing this very same song this week from their prison camp.

that's not how I get bothered by Bea

What a coincidence, your wife and I had sex twice this year too!

Batshit is #2? If you met my ex, you'd put that a LOT lower. A whole shit ton lower.