Wait, we just had a new shipment of him in, for all your holiday sexual and racial harassment needs!

Yeah, the Brits, what do they know about speaking proper English anyway?

Why do we alter the English language when talking about soccer? "France", the nation, is a singular thing, ergo you need a singular verb, "needs". Just because there are eleven of them playing on the team doesn't make the team itself plural.

Richie Incognito approves of this meme.

. nevermind, got beat to the joke...

Wait, someone in Mississippi has teeth? This IS news!

The real story here is the Jets all ordered the 'Eat, Play, and Win" Combo and are now looking for a massive refund for false advertising.

Brees looks like a pink tortoise reaching out for a piece of food.

touche, sir... touche....

So you're saying if Ohio State, Baylor, Alabama, and FSU are all undefeated, each running the table in a major conference stocked with quality teams, that the winner of the two selected is "legitimate"? The other two teams didn't lose and played incredibly high levels of football, but excluding them based on computer…

I don't know who she's ever screwed, and how they did it, but it is almost logistically impossible to concuss yourself as a male on the headboard.

Rhetorical question: does it really help his cause to say the penis being stroked that he instagrammed isn't his own?

Telling, because that's how Cleveland shot the rest of the night...

he's definitely on thin ice after that one...

Wow, he really delivered that with a passion. He was totally horse when finished.

Eye-Ow

They put this law in place in an effort to stop Peyton Manning from putting up 600 yards and 8 TDs on the Chargers today

I'm with you. It's not even paint spatter, it is the white is worn down and peeling off like an old t shirt iron on, or a new t shirt made to look like an old t shirt. Because the blue is doing the exact same thing.

Don't be too quick to condemn this - you may never see better from on a power bomb ever again in your life. It was a thing of beauty, eh.

Didnt we learn anything from Star Trek?