Goalie fights are the best thing ever. I mean, you spend an entire evening no less than 90 feet away from another man, and this man does absolutely nothing all night injurious toward you. Yet when shit starts getting heavy, you think "that motherfucker, the guy in those pussy ass pads way the fuck over there, I want…

So do the Lakers claim he has a salary of $75M because they could have paid that in equal annual installments over 30 years, but Kobe since took the lump sum it was only $24.4M?

From that, Ms. Anderson probably needs to worry about getting a couple of black eyes, unless she supports herself a bit better.

The kid looked like Brandon Weeden.

Jrue was 6-6 from the line and tallied a -6 rating. He averaged 6 points per quarter. If you average his rebounds and assists, that was also 6.

and then Letterman rips the M off his chest and turns Heat into Meat.

"human-aided climate change"

Heard at 2:14 of the last video, a chant of "fuck that tree"

Most definitely, if Pelini had freaking FAU at 7-1 he could be smoking a crack pipe naked in a classroom during Freshmen Biology 101, and having a three-way with the dean's and the athletic director's underage daughters, all while being filmed by student cable, and somehow it all would go away.

lol, excellent point. The same program that has Howard Schnellenberger as its "Program Ambassador" (whatever the fuck that is) having the audacity to judge someone's moral turpitude is as huge of a crock of feces as has ever been boiled.

You're absolutely right, but my point here is that the law is ill conceived, and what he actually did to get fired on a societal harm barometer is far less than what normal coaches to every day.

that's not ODing, that's just being stupid. If you can't hit a bong without asphyxiating yourself, it is not a tragic loss for the gene pool to be certain.

Kind of my point there ace. Why is one legal and the other not? Which one would you make illegal if you had the chance? Please, when answering, use the context of personal and social harm, not in the context of long-misrepresented social prejudice.

No, actually it is impossible. THC doesn't depress or alter any of your biological systems, so it won't cause you to die, and it doesn't kill your brain cells either.

37,000 people a year die from alcohol, zero from pot

It is a little frightening that the dark dystopian satire of Brazil has indeed become a reality...

Aaron Hernandez apparently went to the party as Aaron Dobson. "Get it, I got no hands!"

He threw it into triple coverage when another receiver was wide open in the flat. Being this is Oregon, I can only conclude the kicker is Joey Harrington's kid

Without hyperbole, and I think I speak for the whole of America when I say this, I would rather get cancer in my penis than watch an animated show about the Gronks.

Yeah, good for Albert Hanyesworth for essentially stealing $33M. Modern day Jessie James he is.