mmm.... breakfast bourbon....

From the look of the liquid, cup, and his reaction, I'm pretty sure shirtless face pouring drink man is dumping scalding hot coffee on his face. He wins a grammy for metal if that's the case.

More gripping and more fruitless: same man's quest for a date

How did we take that picture?

For those who don't know, Niggas Hate My Gut's is considered the Matt Lauer of Ypsilanti.

Even more shocking: every one of the five was to Matt Bonner

Albert Belle represented twice, in case you didn't notice.

If she gets a black eye from those things, does he get a five minute major?

The bro is strong in this one.

Should have defended himself better

Any parent who entrusts Deion Sanders to educate their child should have said child removed from their custody. That's like having Jerry Sandusky babysit for you.

In response, Ray Lewis goes out and murders two more people, because fuck Aaron Hernandez, who is he to break Lewis' NFL record for murders?

AP's son or otherwise, can we have the abuser stand in for the Vikings' blocking sleds for the rest of the season? Who objects to that?

The actual reason it was pulled was to replace it with a more realistic film about baseball in Oakland

Runs race, gets nuts cut off. There's a Caster Semenya joke here somewhere...

Not true, the Irish are by nature drunk and belligerent. That's just science, not racism.

Quote from her testimony:

the E in the 'skins themed plate is extraneous and interrupts the flow. Without it, that plate would be slightly more clever. Still blasphemous, hyperbolic, and stupid, but slightly more clever.

Being their owner is a giant dick, I think The Washington Foreskins would be appropriate

In related news, the Sox added Kaz Tadano to their postseason roster