You're not a nutcase, so I probably don't need to tell you...

When is Jadeveon coming back?"

The players simply didn't want to have to wash all the rib sauce off their glove/hands after Chipper threw the pitch. Completely understandable.

if it is shirts vs. skins on the beach, I want the Pro Bowl to be cheerleaders playing against each other. Which wouldn't actually change the quality of the play, just make it more, um, visually appealing.

<noticed someone beat me to the joke>

Me: This can't be high school. Pop Warner maybe.

You're doing an awesome job validating my original post NickTesla! Thanks for the assist.

Baltimore? Don't insult me.

They stabbed Steeler fans just because they were Steeler fans? I see no crime here....

"The puck kept ending up in the Winnipeg slot"

I am always in stock at the Jerk Store. I'm their top brand.

I for one welcome our new robot overlords

the circles are really helpful, otherwise I'd never had known where the headbands were.

Michael Jordan approves

Parents, if you name your daughter Dallas, you're pretty much resigning her to a career as a pole dancer.

If the Indians get eliminated that is going to look so racist

Blaine Gabbert was in that costume by vote of the team, media, his family, pastor, and himself.

Blaine Gabbert was in that costume by vote of the team, media, his family, pastor, and himself.

Let's trade Ponder for Weeden and add two more names to that luminous duo, just because. Who doesn't do that deal?

Don't make me post a list of Browns quarterbacks...