At some point I think Scott Walker aborted most of his brain.

He’s crushing your head!

“Yow! I feel like a wet parking meter on Darvon!"

A calorie is a calorie. You can eat nothing but Twinkies and lose weight if you don’t eat that many. Most people are overweight because they eat three 2000 calorie meals a day. You’d have to run a freak’n marathon to work that off.

This is cruel. I care. I care a lot. Nobody’s child should have to see their mother attacked and berated in public like this. That can be such a scarring experience.

Alright, now let’s round out the hat trick by interviewing the Black Israelites.

Sigh. Yeah. That actually looks great. Too bad BMW doesn’t build wings.

Think he got that hernia from pulling them bootstraps too hard?

QUICK! What can you tell me about the Congressperson from the 8th district of PA???

No where does it say she drove EXACTLY 1M in EXACTLY 5 years, this is likely exaggerated for PR based on the model year.

It’s a 2013 which means it could have been bought in say Nov of 2012, the video came out in Dec 2018, so probably achieved in Nov 2018. That’s 6 years of actual possible drive time.

~167k miles per…

Sheldon Addleson and his John Denver look alike wife.

banning 4 people? there goes half the playerbase.

“Stranger! Howdy stranger. We need your help, Mad Dog McCree’s gang have taken over the town. The Mayor and his daughter have been taken hostage up at Mad Dog’s hideout and the Sheriff’s been locked up in jail, we’re gonna have to get him out to help with the gang. Can you help? Good.”

I know they're trying to keep the level of discourse high around here but that guy is so red and shiny he looks like a blue-eyed dog's dick.

Sadly, few ever notice or use credit unions. I’ve been with one, happily, for 20 years and have saved a fortune. Nobody I know can say “my bank” and “happy” in the same sentence...

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

I blame the injury on the airbag not deploying during the Carr crash.

How many has it put into poverty?

About a decade ago, my wife’s family decided they wanted to bring her grandmother to spend Christmas with them. She’d suffered a stroke in 2002 and had dementia, but they didn’t know how much longer she’d be around and they wanted to have one last special holiday. It was a lot of work, obviously — we all pitched in,…