Cars can roll on level ground. It’s hard to tell if something is even perfectly level.

That punter was looking just like the Statue of Liberty:

“This Fozzie is testing pozzie for Ozzie.”

Booooo.

I quit like the corrupted Power Suits and the zero suits except for the one where she have stuff over her eyes, but why does she leak green goo in the second to last picture?

Serves him right for wearing an Acetony Romo jersey

Hot take: Wish You Were Here AND all of Dark Side > Another Brick in The Wall

What’s wrong with a woman getting Makeup and Surgery?!?!?!

Blood, Eat, Love - How I Found My Outer Warrior and My Inner Lover, by Jasmyn Scoobydoo.

I know right?

Yeah...like how the driver is facing the passenger seat cleaning his sword.

Sad part is I went to Fark to see if they had a link to the story on the main page for comments so I could go “Reports say the suspect was earlier seen getting busy in a Burger King bathroom”. (You can use the same theme but vary your joke between websites.)

 It hit there 10 hours ago, 341 comment and not one person…

I think we found Humpty’s Caucasian sister.

When I was a kid, Graig Nettles was my guy. I wanted to be just like him. I played third, leaping for grounders, stretching out trying to make great plays.

Good stuff. Doesn’t beat my all time favorite mgs cosplay tho

They’ve already released the new new logo. 

Cheating engines and self-driving cars fits with a shared post I saw on Facebook today:

Based on the number of Bosch TPSs, starters, DME’s, alternators, plug wires, and O2 sensors I’ve been through over the years, I don’t know how I feel about them developing and investing in anything I will have to see, touch, or be in the vicinity of.

I’m not sure what everyone wanted him to do in this situation. He’s not allowed to use his hands.

Heathen