“Shit game because it’s not on Switch.”

It's almost as if there's a lot about Tesla and Musk that is worth hating

"a lot of cars with missing parts"

Just reach over the side of your F-150 bed — yeah, if you’re 6 foot 8.

Nothing says ‘Murica like a guy with a flag cape taking a piss in amber waves of grain.

“They know exactly what works and what don’t work out in the dessert.”

....so, fudge topping and sprinkles, but hold the maraschino cherry?

The idea that Musk genuinely cares about the planet, and didn’t just find a market set-dressing he could exploit, gets more remote by the day.

He plays for the Suns, his season ended in November. #ripdeadspin

Jalopnik is a site about cars and the people that love them. The fucking President of the United States addresses a tweet to people who “like automobiles.” Those are cars. The tweet, again from the President, states things that cannot be proven as true regarding cars and car ownership by Americans. It’s hard to see…

So a Land Rover Discovery??? I thought Ford and Land Rover parted ways?

(Whispers) But Dr. Frankenstein was the monster. His creation was merely a Creature.

That’s what they sound like in regular clothes, too!

I imagine these 2 walking and sounding like someone rubbing two huge rubber balloons together.

Who wants to talk about food? What have you bought? What have you made this past week? I wanted to surprise my husband with pistachio cookies, he was looking at the recipe because the picture looked really good, but you needed pistachio paste, which is expensive, so he gave up on that. I bought some for the surprise,…

That droid appears to be “someone else’s project”.

I wouldn’t reminisce about an old teacher sending me a pile of floppy dicks.

The Aristocrats is technically a familiar affair, but not the good kind.

“Like, I used to love The Aristocrats, but then these cats were just so not cute.”

“Vanna White’s Evening Gown Routine Involves 10-Pound Dumbbells”