“Shit game because it’s not on Switch.”

It's almost as if there's a lot about Tesla and Musk that is worth hating

"a lot of cars with missing parts"

Sure they have safety factors built in, that’s the point of safety regulations. but a regulation doesn’t provide that margin of safety if you don’t follow it.

Just reach over the side of your F-150 bed — yeah, if you’re 6 foot 8.

You forgot the “/s” at the end of your sentence.  😜

Nothing says ‘Murica like a guy with a flag cape taking a piss in amber waves of grain.

“They know exactly what works and what don’t work out in the dessert.”

....so, fudge topping and sprinkles, but hold the maraschino cherry?

The idea that Musk genuinely cares about the planet, and didn’t just find a market set-dressing he could exploit, gets more remote by the day.

He plays for the Suns, his season ended in November. #ripdeadspin

Jalopnik is a site about cars and the people that love them. The fucking President of the United States addresses a tweet to people who “like automobiles.” Those are cars. The tweet, again from the President, states things that cannot be proven as true regarding cars and car ownership by Americans. It’s hard to see…

So a Land Rover Discovery??? I thought Ford and Land Rover parted ways?

(Whispers) But Dr. Frankenstein was the monster. His creation was merely a Creature.

That’s what they sound like in regular clothes, too!

I imagine these 2 walking and sounding like someone rubbing two huge rubber balloons together.

Who wants to talk about food? What have you bought? What have you made this past week? I wanted to surprise my husband with pistachio cookies, he was looking at the recipe because the picture looked really good, but you needed pistachio paste, which is expensive, so he gave up on that. I bought some for the surprise,…

Just bring back home economics, industrial arts and other skills and trades oriented classes into schools. Kids will have to have sewed a completely wearable outfit to graduate from high school. Fuck - make it college, too. “Yeah, your senior thesis from fancy pants college was on the intersectionality of sustainabilit…

With plastic bags!?  ;-)

“An allen wrench is an allen wrench.”