Dude, my chakras aren't going to align themselves.

Nope. Mechanical broom street sweepers push everything to the centerline of the truck and it gets ramped onto a conveyer that lifts it into a holding chamber. The city cares about sweeping streets, not peoples’ parking problems. They probably trundle off literal tons of street shit and have no interest in drones (?) th…

From just the wrong angle, the back of this thing looks disconcertingly like a Pontiac Sunfire...

Big facts. I don't understand the appeal of creating your likeness as it would appear in a pay to win Android game.

Man, come on. Jobs and Gates were lucky in that they were in just the right moment in history to create much of today’s computer landscape in a garage. Real ground floor shit. Musk is a creature of Apartheid privilege no matter how he spins it.

Uh oh, Nintendo leaked a garage sale.

This goat is in a ska band.

It’s always been funny to me. I had an economics professor in college that was always espousing the virtues of pure capitalism and that you need to just let failing businesses die. And then I got older and have seen the government bail out this thing or that and I realize it’s all a bunch of bullshit. Rich friends…

Not to be pedantic, but I think you mean Frankenstein's monster... But yeah, you right.

If we’re keeping it literal, the sons of confederate veterans are all dead. These shit birds are just posers.

Whew... What a Stinger

Thought you meant the Broadway show.

Don't change that dial!

Only rotating seats I ever needed were in the Toyota F3R I could never get...

Roads across a continent are too radical.

Confused by the... Uh... Skin belts?

Stick to dolls

It's like a case study in very unauthentic ways to stand.