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Are we sure these aren’t just fat dolphins?

I fucking love Keanu Reeves.

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In the words of H.R. Giger, “Riiiidegeley Skaaaatch...come to me in a fever dream...”

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“There goes Chappie, let’s kill him.”

IMDb names him as “William” but I don’t remember that anyone calling him by name in the movie much.

The name Brock Olivo sounds like one of those relationship mashups names (Bennifer, Brangelina) if Brocolli was fucking Tivo

WIN!! Also, ew.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

It’s a quote from the Bible: “Blessed be the glassmakers for your eyes are fucked after reading this.”

STOP NORMALIZING THIS MONSTER!!!! Fuck!!

It’s tricky, have you seen how fast they run?

I picture a bunch of monkeys playing Jenga.

I have a deep dislike of Marco Rubio, but I’m pleasantly surprised that he’s showing some spine with Tillerson.

lol emails brah.

Hot take alert!

Dallas Guy: Fuck you!
Giants Guy: I’ll suck the dick clean off your dad, bitch
[fight ensues]

“I’m an adult wearing a football jersey! You’re wearing a t-shirt from a team that my team doesn’t like!”

I am definitely putting a hand towel in a sex robot’s butthole.

The hijabs cancel out. I learned that in my Muslim Math 101 class at Trump University.