I just did this instead.
TheGreenBuilding
TheGreenBuilding
“Excitebike, in which you must mash the A and B buttons to propel a faceless biker over hills and speed traps, is a truly awful video game.” states fuck all about playability, it just tells me that he’s shit at the game.
You went from being young and naive to old and stupid.
Congratulations.
Follow-up: Click on the link and read the entire statement. It’s a goddamn gold mine. Some particularly powerful excerpts that weren’t included above:
White chocolate? I should flag your post as offensive.
Hex, wing or pistachio?
Who would have thought that our wedding anniversary would happen to be Election Day!
Not all journalists are white.
You’re saying the sushi I was about to order from Craiglist might not be healthy?
OOh you don’t like anyone. How edge.
Nah, Trump sensed a draft come into the room, so he was dodging it.
C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.
This is what they were charged with:
Cubs: How’s everything going tonight?
Indians: Fine.
Cubs: Your entrees are good?
Indians: Yes, fine, thanks.
Cubs: More water?
Indians: All set, I’d just like to-
Cubs: Refresh your wine?
Indians: No, thank you, but the food is getting col-
Cubs: Care for the dessert menu?
Indians: No, please, let me eat my dinn-
Cubs: More…
it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…
there’s a guy outside who says he needs to be in here
Ben Bithop
Am I ever going to stop getting Kyle Chandler confused with Chandler Bing?
Crazy is also fun, though