Carville replied, “Frog dont jump no fricasee gator run a slim jim.”

It could also be the long-term effects of hairspray addiction...

OMG... are you... are you actually Zelda Pinwheel? THE Zelda Pinwheel? OMG!!! *Dies*

This thing?

“Going down was much easier.”

I’m a child.

Nobody’s burfict.

To be fair she was rather noisy and he was trying to catch some shut-eye between questions.

Will not go to bat for the uniforms but those helmets with the old logo are 1,000,000 times better for the Broncos than the outdated 90s atrocities they for some reason still haven’t ditched yet

Please cheatedlions get back to what you’re good at and away from commenting

They have this new feature on Deadspin which allows you to scroll down and not have to click every article if you are not satisfied with the topic. You should check it out.

As a South African I can testify to the fact that we are notoriously late to everything. That and being incorrigible assholes.

This all requires that we accept the notion that being the backup QB is shit and the starter is royalty. It’s dumb. It needs to stop.

He got all huffy.

Counterpoint: Hawkeye deserves no respect and is a bad superhero.

Unsolicited Extra Fingers in the Ass?

Quid pro blow...

When asked what he’s going to do now that he’s got a 100 million dollar contract, Antetokounpo said he’d carry on the fine Greek tradition of spending all 300 million of it.

Counterpoint: Yes he did!

Well, it’s not her strong suit. As has been pointed out repeatedly by Donald Trump, who killed forty-seven people the last time he tried to cook food.

Good thing it has that massive bed and tow rating to carry the owner’s pride back home.