Your cat is just under four feet tall? Holy smokes.

I love this game with all of my heart. A crazy story, unique mechanics, inviting characters, laced up with an incredible soundtrack.

Can we talk for a second about the band playing a song from Zelda?

Uncontestable

Yeah it is. I pulled some off and chewed it once. Got sick as a dog.

If you ever wondered what Simon Pegg would look like as He-Man...

Counterpoint: If Kavanaugh was the boy genius who hatched this whole “didja know the Clintons are actually murders?” thing that I’ve heard every right wingnut seething about over two decades - Bill is allowed to hate his guts and talk about it at a speaking event.

If you believe that, I have some $100 sweat pants to sell you...

If you believe that, I have some $100 sweat pants to sell you...

I don’t think I’ve heard that guy talk before (#blessed)... Remarkably similar to what I believe a young Elmer Fudd would sound like. Weird.

Jesus Christ?

Missed opportunity, shoulda brought this guy back...

Hang on - two Chinese passports? Maybe I read too much spy fiction, but isn’t carrying any number of passports greater than one kind of a hallmark of espionage?

Chalk it up to a big shot idiot business owner who only names things after himself and can't get by without nicknames for others to be confused that the Apple guy isn't named Apple. Really a mistake anyone can make.

Half of my god damn state still thinks they’re part of the Confederacy, so it’s not that crazy.

No electrical kill? No transmission control? So many questions...

Except for those two years I was held back, smarty pants.

Righto. I’m a denizen of the American south, which has no shortage of trash fires I could bring up with little to no effort. But what I can tell you is I’ve met scores of folks (representing all races and social classes) that had to use about all their effort to speak in a half-passable scholarly fashion. But that…

This might just make the margin my state needs to stave off our next instance of voter suppression induced recount hell (that always ends with a shit goblin in office).

Fella, I've never seen this woman until now. You speak truths.

Also super popular with Bride of Chucky afficionados... Weird.