I see what you're doing.

Floridian here. Still a very sad boy...

Was she blinking “save me” in Morse code?

Worked for these guys...

Im just gonna leave this here.

Good for this guy. He’s managed something only a few can ever claim, and It’s good to now utilize opportunities outside of eventually being broken down and out of his prime. He also enjoys residing in a country that can dig that, I’m sure.

Can confirm

That is a sweet rat tail tat.

Jacksonville person here. Yeah, withhold your jokes. I hope the Eagles ream em with an axe handle. Philly people are as insufferable as New England people typically, but I’m a born-again Eagles fan. I have highly vindictive skin in this game.

Two presents attack car. Car gets startled.

Holy shit, I’m dead. This needs all the stars.

I think he was just stoked for an opportunity to pop some radical new scooter stunts.

Not to be that guy, but that isn’t racism.

Dat second song in the trailer... Dang man.

Only Goop anyone needs in their life.

Pirated? It uses old assets, but come on. You can’t pirate a game that didn’t exist.

If I hate a guy, I won’t touch his hand unless it guarantees me some sort of leverage in our dealings. So if I was a professional athlete, this particular president could take a dirt nap and wait for an eternity in hell to shake my hand.

My fave food jam

Are you telling me Makita built the cockpits in these things!?

Right? Infuriating. Buncha jabrones up in here.