Ikea 101, never use the included tools. If you are the kind of person who actually works on or assembles things, you’ve already got much better versions.

Keanu ain’t no dirt bag.

Hope they win. Don’t get me wrong. I value law enforcement when applicable... But don’t beat up kids you son of a bitch. There are violent weapons charges and rape across the land. Do law enforcement right.

Why does this have to be my team...

Yeah, I’m a white male, and I’m also trying hard to break into the middle class. But I’m also an atheist, and I’m scared of everybody around me... This shit seems too weird to be true.

He’s nastier than a week old shit on the front step of his second tallest “tower”. Shrimpfingered child peeper.

A mockery of democracy is one thing, but the suggestion that the armed forces and the intelligence operations of our nation are a total fuck up should make every military servicewoman and man lose their collective shit. This man is out of touch to the point of being an imbecile.

When this cocksucker (pardon my language) was talking about China getting huge segments of manufacturing, I wanted Hillary to pull a Letterman and asking where he got his stupid oversized tie.

I love you idiots, but this better include Jacksonville.

This is sincere.

But vuvuzellas are fucking tight!!! You invented that!

[long exhale] What a fucking idiot...

The top image suggests that the morally reprehensible have tiny, tiny hands. my judgement may be harsh(?)

Right? I’m highly partial to Oricks. I have a decent sized restaurant that gets vacuumed twice daily six days a week. And I only had to replace a vacuum after six years or so and got the same damn model. Probably had five hundred miles on it.

If you don’t think Hillary is a viable role model, you can just fuck right off. She’s fairly accomplished.

If you don’t think Hillary is a viable role model, you can just fuck right off. She is somewhat far from being an incestuous slum lord.

A question of perspective, I suppose. Just because you weight nearly 300, it shouldn’t suggest an internet savvy type should weigh 400. Get it together you filthy, lying slob.

Am I the only guy who thinks these things are dumb? I understand the level of engineering, but it might as well be a trillion dollars. It gives you things you can’t enjoy. Stick a moderately stout V8 in any rear wheel drive thing and poop your pants on the cheap. Been working for decades.