I HUNGER!

I’m very worried...

I’m worse for wear, but I’m wearing it well.

Ain’t got shit on the Japanese opening... So metal.

You monster

Stockholm syndrome

Well, thanks for that. It’s ...uh... unique.

+1, I laughed, you big dummy

As a resident of Jacksonville. I think we have Buffalo tied if not beat for shitty sports town. Only thing that jeopardizes that is the fact that it never snows here, which is pretty cool.

Think he got tired?

Protagonist talks too much.

Hit up home depot for a cheap paint job.

Pro tip, saves water on flushes.

Could something sound more like a Plague Inc. playthrough? It’s remarkable.

Holy shit... Yeah, this is indeed where I live.

Some things just push far enough into the absurd that they eventually apear very charming. Or maybe I’m an idiot, who can say. But sQuba? C’mon guys...

Right!?

Woah. Far out! This is cool. But I see this being the first check box on tech inspection from here out.

I mean yeah, that’s what I had in mind, but for there to be torque that is viable it would have to be a lot of battery and clutching the thing to where it would work well or even running an unsealed bottom bracket so you could run the drive to it in the tubes. It seems like some feat of engineering.

I want a better shot of the bike. I’m trying to figure out how this motor would be inconspicuous.