You know who else finds things "unreadable"? Illiterate people.

I honestly don't understand what's happening in that gif. Is he begging for handouts? Or trying to draw attention to what's around him? Checking to see if it's raining? The gif is very ambiguous and unclear...

Don't want your straw to float to the top? Drink your soda like a grown-up and throw away the goddamn straw.

You clearly have no idea what film this is from, or at least you've never seen it. Franco's character absolutely epitomizes poor taste and irresponsible gun-ownership. The photo is spot-on.

Thank you!!! I missed that...

How the heck do I redeem the "3 months of Netflix" part of the offer? I ordered right away after the first article hit earlier today, and none of the emails I received mentioned the Netflix offer at all.

Hey, Everyone! I think she might actually STFU now! How would you like that?

The vitriolic way you use "cross dresser" as an insult is textbook-homophobia...

Hey, if there's one thing that's absolutely true, without a shred of doubt, it's that I won this thing a long time ago. No pretending necessary. I'm still here because watching you dig, and dig, and dig is so perversely entertaining... So by all means, keep on showering us with your astounding mental instability, so…

I know two guys named "Cass" (short for Cassidy - a male name), and one woman, whose full name is Cassandra. "Cass" alone is traditionally associated with males (although it can be unisex, like Pat, Terry, or Alex). (Females generally go with "Cassie".) I had to guess, and went with the statistically more likely…

"...and get support."

Number one strategy for a weak-minded troll who senses he's floundering and out of his depth: Accuse others of trolling. This is exactly how you appear right now:

Wow, I really underestimated how sad and pathetic you are. Next time you try to tell a blatant lie in a weak attempt to save face, at least make it a lie that I can't very easily prove wrong with 20 seconds of fact-checking... LOL :) You fuckwit.

Wrong. "Vise Grip" (note how I spelled it correctly) is a brand name. It's a brand of locking pliers. The OP was completely correct.

Nice epic tome. I could not possibly care less what you wrote.

A) Thanks for proving me right so abundantly, with your complete lack of a coherent argument. Also, note how everyone else has pointed out the exact same thing. And nobody agrees with you.

You are dense. A key "working" is not a binary, black-or-white thing. The ease of sliding into the lock, how easily it turns, whether or not you need to jiggle it: all those things factor into a rational person's interpretation of how well a key "works". You're just trying to be a troll.

Stores use technology to research their customers in an effort to make smarter business choices which increase their sales numbers? SHOCKING!!! OH THE HORROR!!!! Let's all freak out about this incredibly banal and non-threatening revelation...

Fuck you, asshat. This is a tech blog. Do you honestly think it would make sense to have Gizmodo do a story on a child starving? Troll elsewhere...

How would a person clear their cache, if they wanted to do such a thing?