Yeah, waaaaayyyyyyy down the page. It's like the 6th or 7th definition...

Yeah, and it was significantly more difficult back then, too, with the sandals and all...

You either have Asperger's syndrome, or are just plain sociopathic. (And yes, I know the DSM-V just came out and Asperger's is no longer a thing.) We're not talking about red and blue objects; if we were, I might actually agree with your pathetic straw man argument. We're talking about people. And because we are…

YES, that's "very often"!!! You know what the percentage of wrongful incarcerations should be?? ZERO PERCENT. Anything above that is way too many!!!

Wow, aren't you the big-time judgmental prick? So the guy doesn't want to see 2o pictures of your toddler per hour. That makes makes him incapable of being anyone's friend? Why the unbridled hostility?

You're going to start citing definitions to defend your ignorant and narrow-minded position? Really? Then why don't you start by looking up the definition of the word "dumb". It doesn't mean "stupid", as you apparently think it does. It means "not able to speak".

Are you insane, or just plain stupid?? He never even implied that "the other 500,000 are probably innocent". How the tap-dancing-Christ would you draw that crazy conclusion?! The only thing he was obviously implying is the proven fact that very often, innocents people are convicted and wrongfully incarcerated. And I…

Yeah, some of my high school students do better work than that...

That joke is so old and tired, and isn't even remotely clever anymore. You fair-weather fans are pretty pathetic. And I suppose if your kids ever got less than A's in school, you'd disown them, right? No? Then grow up and accept that not every movie is a perfect masterpiece like Empire.

While MasterRanger could have been far more tactful, he's absolutely right. You're (<—notice how it's spelled) a pilot, not an expert on this topic. If you were an expert, you wouldn't be arguing against the fact that phones on planes present ZERO danger to anyone. The jury is not out on this. The case is closed, and…

Wow, and she sounds every bit as interesting as a tree...

Hasn't anyone blessed the rains down in Africa lately?? Where's Toto???

Yes, the fuck around here is far too dark, you're right...

No, it's not. Well, not any more than other words like "site", "monitor", "mouse", or "text". It all depends heavily on the context in which it's being used. But the word "meme" itself has been around significantly longer than the Internet...

He may or may not be a liar, but he's definitely the biggest world-class douchebag in all these comments...

+1 :)

Right, but a shorter misspelling with the same pronunciation isn't "slang". It's just a misspelling.

"That's the way we spell it in the city."

Sooooooo, you found an internet comic written by somebody else who's spelling -impaired. Congrats.

Slang for what, pray tell??