I don't think you know what a "hipster" is...

Where, where?? Did you mean "Hear, Hear"? :)

He is a great guy, I agree... I think it's good, though, for them to rotate the role of MC. It helps keep things fresh...

Pathetic click-bait. Lead with a big image of Firefly, then force me to skim/scroll most of the way down the article for a paltry three lines, which basically amounted to "A Firefly game would be cool." Jason and Kirk can eat a bag of dicks...

Wait, why the hell did the article open with, "We're only ten days away from Dragon*Con 2012...", when we're only TWO days away from Star Wars Celebration VI, which is by far a much larger convention, and significantly more important to Star Wars fandom???

I think the winky-tongue emoticon was meant to imply that his first sentence was completely sarcastic, because everyone knows what fuck-sticks Best Buy employees are... I believe that the point of his comment was the general statement regarding educating yourself, so that you don't have to depend on tech support as…

I was thinking the same thing...

Oh, my mistake. I hadn't realized that you are the sole arbiter for society about what films people should or shouldn't like. 1,000 pardons, Your Grace...

You obviously don't understand what "cult status" means. Cult status inherently justifies itself. That's how it works. If enough people love a work very passionately (be it film, literature, television; whatever) despite many others hating it or being completely unaware of it, then the work has inherently justified…

"I don't understand why it's garnered this "OMG I love it!" cult status."

+1!

"Highway robbery" is where somebody forces you to do something, like give up your money or property, through the threat of violence. It can also refer to a situation where somebody is charging an absurdly exorbitant amount of money for goods or services, like charging $6 for bottled water at a concert festival. This…

That's WAY too many speeds for you to be a hipster. You're in the clear... :)

I wonder what it'd be like to go from DC to original? I've only ever heard of people who were used to the original, then going to the DC and either disliking it, or not caring.

"As a non-hipster..." That's exactly what a hipster would say. ;) ;)

Isn't that the bad guy from "The Hunger Games"?

During the opening sequence, where Donnie's riding his bike down the winding foresty hill: is INXS playing in the background? Or Echo and the Bunnymen?

:) :) Thanks!

This! I was thinking the same thing... Why is he even here??

"...I've hated The Empire Strikes Back since I saw it back in 1980..."