God, that flick was weird... That bizarre-o dancing scene near the end? WTF was that?? :)

I wouldn't go so far to say that a person is likely to hate the theatrical version, but I definitely agree that the Director's Cut is a much richer, deeper experience. The first time I saw it was the theatrical version, and I LOVED it. Then I got the DC, and I loved that even more...

Totally agree!

^ This guy gets it. Trike has a broken wheel, apparently...

Did you even pay attention to the film at all??? Based on this, and other posts you've made here, it's pretty evident that you did not understand the film...

Then you need to watch it again, since you obviously didn't understand it. (Also, if you can, watch the Director's Cut and turn on the commentary with Richard Kelly and Kevin Smith. It'll help you to understand...)

SO right!!! Thanks for that. +1

Excellent points. And I still don't understand why anyone would ever bother making one of these. The fact that you must inherently have access to the original key completely negates the whole purpose of the bump key! I don't understand how this thing even got invented. If you have access to the actual key, make a copy…

Then obviously, you will not ever be watching the Hobbit films, right? Because if you did so, you would be a huge hypocrite, and you wouldn't want that, of course. No, you've made your position clear, and you'll surely be boycotting these films, because they'll obviously suck, since somebody might possibly make some…

Ok, so that's 4, not 7. (I realizing you were using exaggeration as dramatic hyperbole, but still...)

To my knowledge there were only three versions: Theatrical release, Special Extended versions, and the Blu-Ray release. Am I wrong?

If it was common knowledge, it would never have warranted an article in the first place.

Precisely!!! +1 for you. :)

Thanks for the explanation! I can't imagine why this info wasn't included in the original article...

No, they're photos of models...

Okay, maybe I'm missing something, or just an idiot, but what's the difference between a "bump key" and a regular, duplicated key?

Let's take it slow... :)

"A bunch of thugs that torture animals for hobby (or maybe even pros) and simply recorded a completely commonplace, banal moment in between their animal abuse sessions."

THIS! +1 for you.

No, it wasn't. Your terminology is incredibly offensive and inappropriate.