You are mostly correct. Yet completely batshiat crazy wrong. The vast majority of what is served in the US as “Italian food” is complete crap, the very lowest rung of dining experience. In fact, it is a stretch to call it anything besides pie hole stuffing. EXCEPT. There exist these tiny hole in the wall joints with…

To be honest I don’t actually know what etoufee is.

I’m not saying he doesn’t LUUV the Pats. I am saying that when the Pats are curb stomping this year’s Fins serial fraud of a franchise 38-0 midway thru the 3rd he MIGHT wish he could be somewhere else. But no. Only eight home games and da NE chowda heads would notice if he left. Let alone if he didn’t show at all.

Oh no, it is baseball owner you want. BECAUSE of the 271 damn games. No one expects you to be at all or even most of them. Plus they are sprinkled across the week. You can pop in and out as you like, keep YOUR WEEKENDS FREE. I bet even Robert Kraft occasionally wishes he was somewhere else come Sundays in Foxboro,…

The best name ever, and currently, resides in a humid pancake of a south Georgia town, bestowed upon a Coastal Plain League team. Ladies and gents, may I present:

I actually shuddered when I saw the Texans had signed Kalil, whom I watched do absolutely nothing during his time in Carolina. Well, maybe get out of his stance once or twice. Watson is gonna die.

Yep. You know how I can tell the guy’s an asshole? Stock side mirrors. The kayak and bike were hints, but making no attempt at rendering that thing safe to operate screams assholery. 

That crowd is still waiting for permission to cheer. 3/10

And I had almost forgotten that Yahoo Sports used to be a real thing, with real content, that the app was usable. Yes, I’d almost completely forgotten about Yahoo Sports still existed. Thanks. 

S-PIN’s Top 10 montage this AM for AD inadvertently emphasized that Davis has yet to play minutes of consequence.

What Boogie nailed as the Rap fans’ “trash” reax absolutely flipped many on the fence hoop fans, even some I know who were half on The Claw bandwagon for his Out There approach to the game. Basketball karma may yet weigh in on the court, where it actually counts. 

Yeah, one parked next to me the other day and I had to do a half circle around it to take it all in. And not in a good way. Just screamed “cheap” and “gimmick.”

If TMZ threats are this potent, should we assume point shave or else threats are common across all sports?

No, I think it would just underscore the gist — that high level basketball is a game of personalities and egos as much as it is skill sets. Dubs had a nice little balance with gifted legacy pros Klay and Stef needing the rough street game of Dray to succeed. Durant upset that ying-yang a little. Besides, I think Dray…

Large Rondo is hysterical but too kind. Simmons was a blown call away from starting the game off with two fouls and three TOs. Rondo at his best would give you 2+ steals a night while playing decent D. Simmons’ lack of serious coaching and experience shows on the defensive end where Leonard’s patience just murders him…

That’s was one of the more bananas playoff 4th quarters I’ve stumbled into over the years. Did anyone other than Jokic and Murray touch the ball? The buttoned-up Spurs couldn’t seem to process what was happening and Malone, to his credit, resisted to overthink things as Pop tinkered, raged, and sputtered. 

Women’s basketball is almost as horrible as softball. Which is the worst thing in the world.

Nah, nah, nah. The Hornets are one of the best options. Late clock bail out shot maker, ball handler in Kemba; multiple nameless, faceless OK 3 and D guys to stand on the arc; and a bounty of 7ft stiffs who can rim run and kinda D board. You can hand Zion the ball for a decade (with an easily replaceable Supporting…