Yeah the first thing I did on my near bone stock 2016 Unlimited JK was bolt some plastic body armor over those ugly, ugly, likely to stick out even more on a Glad, pinch seams. I didn’t want hard steel rails because 1) Weight 2) I’m 6' 1 and don’t need the step 3) Weight 4) I’m more sloshy, grassy, sandy than rocky 5)…

Yep, that’s the law alright. Now refer to Chicago for a primer on how it is applied to the rich, famous, and connected. As soon as Kraft’s attorneys went down this path instead of taking a plea I figured there was a fix. Maybe Kraft just wanted to walk around the owners’ meeting doing the I’m Innocent thing and he’ll…

Yeah, shrink is real. By most measures only shoplifting is a bigger source of inventory loss. Then when you add in cash pilferage and credit fraud (those store gift cards are a constant source of temptation for the nascent criminal working retail) having humans at the end of your supply chain is a big hassle. Now add…

Auburn is on fire and Morant v Howard is fucking cruel as both those guys could carry their teams Steph style to an Elite Eight, but nah, let’s send one home on the FIRST FUCKING DAY. Bravo Selectors. 

Two butthurts drove the Selectors this year: 1) the UMBC debacle. UVa was gifted the easiest Region since Sherman marched thru the South. Not a single decent team stands between the Whos’ metric humping stall ball and the Final Four, which means Sweet 16 tops for this fraud of a program. 2) College hoops West of the…

If you are stuck with some crappy rental cooktop and totally rational cheap nonstick pans to use on it, now is your chance to break free. Get this burner and a good cast iron pan and for +/-$100 change your life. I am not remotely joking.

If you are stuck with some crappy rental cooktop and totally rational cheap nonstick pans to use on it, now is your…

...the PG has not yet: 1) Provided crisis counseling for its staff...

I had a seizure because of that damn floor. What the hell is that?

I never held Professional Football Journalismers in much esteem, but damn if LIII didn’t take them down even more. All the McVay whiz-kid hype interviews included pretty clear, sometimes verbatim, references to Steven “7 Habits” Covey yet none of the Professionals made the connex. None. I hope McVay noticed and…

Yep. Been there. I was VERY skeptical of the IP hype but when I got one last Christmas it only took the best pot of basmati I’ve ever made to flip that. I mean every grain was separate and just soft enough. Truly restaurant quality. The one thing it really can’t do as well as claimed: brown red meat.

Second the dutch oven. You NEED one.

Second the dutch oven. You NEED one.

Larsen’s 75yrd sprint (probably more like 90 given the detours) was just wonderful. No wonder he ditched his helmet immediately. Underscores that NFL OL requires some really freaky athletic traits. Oh, and fuck Hoodie.

Yeah. Shocking. NBA GMs are fucking morons. 

I’m still not sure how the roll cage works in this cabin. 

Timely as a couple of weeks ago I priced out a set of rims and winter tires for the wife’s Subie and was pleasantly surprised. Basically $1000 if you go w basic steel rims and drop down an inch. But then have to add the pain and expense of hauling them in to get installed properly and then storing 4 rims and tires in…

What. A. Surprise.

Horrible deal for the Sixers. You trade away 11 3FGAs a game from your shooting challenged team and get a ball-demanding, ornery wing to mind fuck your young stars. Congrats.

It only took Norv 5-6 games to realize he did not have his beloved Number One WR on this roster, but he did have 3-4 guys who can change direction well if you get them in space. Better late than never.

Buck damn near died for hair plugs. He is not a good source for judgement calls.

I need a full season of both Wentz and Mahomes to convince me they are great; Trub only needs to be very good with CHI D.