Damn, I’ll be over in 20 minutes. I’m bringin a bread pudding and a bunch of extra rum, just in case.

This but Nikola Jokic.

He seems like a “reinvent the wheel” kind of a guy. Spends lots of time and money on a complicated, custom project when there are probably dozens of off-the-shelf camper shells and whatnot that would have been cheaper and better in every way.

The bears will love you after you spend all night slow roasting in that oven.   

But are they really? Two stars and zero supporting cast sounds like, well, a lot of Western conference teams that didn’t make the conference finals. The Warriors may not as invincible, but they’re not going to roll over and be dead. The Rockets, Blazers, hell, even the Spurs aren’t Eastern conference cannon fodder.

Who The Hell Knows How This Ends, But At Least It’s Not Without A Fight

Remembered civility, my ass. They cheered outside and in bars without checking themselves. They only stopped in the building because their own players waved them off. Have other fan groups done it? Yep. Are all fans as bad as their most vocal idiots? No. Did that blip of assholery change the tenor of the series?

That catcher’s one of those rare prospects who will be able to skip AAA and head straight to the Orioles. 

“Hey how do we deal with an impending TV contract bubble bursting?”

I love that only a few plays later he fed it to Bell again, to put in a monster dunk.

I was watching the Raptors feed instead of TNT for this game, and on that Monroe possession, the play-by-play guy was just like “They’re letting him have this. He’s holding it. Holding it. They’re not going to defend that shot. He’s ... there’s the shot. And it’s an airball.” while the color guy just chuckled through…

Hot take: any NBA point guard whose two best skills are passing and rebounding cannot be a transcendent player. At least Magic scored 20 points a game, Been Simmons is just Large Rondo.

You could also ask why they did not have more wins last year

The New York Roughriders

Albert: Congratulations on the Wizards’ new president and General Manager... Sam Hinkie!

Ever done this with Boursin cheese vs the Goat Cheese? Might be a good sub for goat cheese adverse folks (not me) or folks looking to skip the herbing the cheese step (possibly me.)

The vast majority of new car buyers buy off the lot. Very few people special order. 

Here is the cash grab example I always use. The cost to park during the last season at Shea Stadium was $10 per car. The cost the next season, the first at Citi Field, was $20 per car, now up to $25. A 100% increase to park in the same fucking lot.

We’re all pulling for Virginia to get upset by a 16 seed again, right? Because that was hilarious.

Better yet, don’t use a debit card to pay for anything ever, if you can avoid it. But most importantly, not anything bigger than a “small bills” purchase.