Good for her taking advantage of her place in the sport with all her endorsements. On the “fines for not speaking to press”, I have no problem with her skipping out on the press conferences, but I also have no problem with the tournament fining her for it. The press is a big part of “selling” these major tournaments…

::BONK::

i’m not the boss of you!

I’m digging the bottoms, but more to wear in private or under clothes for confidence.

These days I’m giving out stars for making me lol. Have yours. 

Exit or entrance sign? 

I get it’s fun to snark, but for what it’s worth I wear Wicked Weasel bikinis, and there are no issues swimming, tubing, and any other participating in any other water activities.

godspeed!!!!!!

just a dollop of bare butt, a sliver of side tiddy.

Smarter move would be to take your payment in Bitcoin. Then you could get even more traction on the show and book circuit, while also avoiding taxes.

Isnt the official title for those monstosities somthing like “Goop`s Darling Exploding Vagina Candles tm” or something like that? 

Dammit, you win take your star.

Finally, a study that explains the popularity of According to Jim because it sure wasn't the "comedy!"

As a European, I’m naturally not a Eurovision fan, but even I have to say... this shit can never work in the US. You will not even come close to achieving the particular brand of weirdness. Y’all are too culturally streamlined.

Yeah, I just came from reading the above-linked story, which basically contains no more information than the bullet point describes. Save yourselves some time: TH claims someone promised him some money and “non-monetary” things that no one will discuss further, and it seems like a big nothingburger.

Terrance Howard is a women-beating asshole (allegedly). I’m not really going anywhere with this, I just wanted to remind people that he is a well documented horrible person, and it has cost him lucrative roles (he was dropped from Marvel after Iron Man 1 for a reason...).

Sigh. It’s happening AGAIN. I gotta correct the author’s statement in the first paragraph that states:

Orrrr- he just needed to move on from his marriage and he was unhappy.

I was typing my story, but it doesn’t matter. I feel awful for you and wish you peace. I hope you remember all of the good times that Napoleon gave you and that you gave him.

Shit, I’m crying right now because one of my cats (the first I’ve had as an adult, and so is my responsibility) is getting up in age. She’s healthy at 13, and I’ve had her since she was a kitten, but I know, realistically, we’ve only got 3 to 9 (shut up, I’m already crying and trying to be optimistic) years left…