Did she love it so much that she got Gwyneth to make a candle that smells like it?

This is girl code and bro code.  It is not, however, sister code.  So says my sister. 

Yep. Same story. Cancer...told to pick a date....had to spend what I knew was my last weekend with her...and I’m crying now just thinking about it and it was two years ago in April. I sent a text to everyone that mattered to me and said this is what’s happening, this is what I am going to do, I don’t want to talk…

Oh please. The butt of the joke was the Royal Family, not any victims. Punching up. That’s the difference!

So anyone else getting the vibe that John Mulaney divorcing his wife is some misguided way of protecting her? Like he’s afraid he’s gonna relapse again and doesn’t want to put her through that. 

I’m right there with you, I recently had to put my 8 year old cat down because his heart was failing and he couldn’t breath outside of an oxygen tent. It gutted me and the last thing I wanted to do was talk about with another person. Like you I understand mourning comes in many different shapes and sizes, but this…

I don’t think it’s wrong to think that. It’s beyond infuriating that in a section of the video, Dan said he “wanted to Old-Yeller the dog,” clearly taking in the wrong point from the movie. 

Bullshit on the “can’t be rehomed” nonsense. There are rescues that specialize in training and rehoming “difficult” dogs. Dogs that were trained to fight to the death have been successfully deprogrammed and transformed into loving pets.

No, it’s code. But, if it’s a real Sis or Bro, you should be able to eventually ask if it’s cool to ask the ex out, depending on circumstances of the break up.

That’s a major violation of bro code. Plus getting married that fast suggests strongly that she was already cheating on you with him before dumping you.

Also, being asked if your friend can date your ex should pretty much always be translated to “do you mind that I’m already dating your ex?”

I think it is true. I had a girlfriend ask if she could date my ex once. I was SOOOO over him at that time. I had no problem with it.

Yes. Bad room mate.

I’ve watched six of the episodes so far and if I have to hear “We don’t do that. We must follow the Code.” (or variations thereof) one more time, I think I’ll scream.

So I just saw The Mitchells vs. The Machines, I really enjoyed it.

Those jerks tried to circle him looking all hard, but his vigorous pumping and spraying all over the place got them off as fast as possible.

[God] also said that he would never give anyone permission to trespass

No, no powers but look how big that cock is!