Note: I’m unclear if the bassist is actually rocking a side pony.

Your second question is its own answer. Because he’s a creep who wants to humiliate a younger, far more talented woman.

Oh buddy! That’s rough! I used to do a playthrough every year (and after any break-up I happened to go through) and at some point, my friend and I decided to grind our way to level 99 before the end of the first disk. It let us breeze through the game, even in Gears, because there were enough gears like Billy’s and…

Yeah, between Mega Man 2, Bionic Commando, Blaster Master, Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest, Super Mario Bros. 2, and especially Double Dragon (with Ninja Gaiden following closely on their heels in early ‘89), 1988 was a very special year for the NES and for me personally as a budding layabout.

“BUT YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO!” and then nothing.

The comment about “Woody Allen the steamroller” (as opposed to the public image of Allen as a neurotic) reminds me of how Orson Welles absolutely pegged him for what he always was decades ago.

You should totally still watch it dude. It’s a fantastic movie and I guarantee you’ll enjoy the ride despite knowing the end twist.

The fight in the kitchen alone is worth it. Logan Marshall-Green 100% sells being a passenger in his own body during it.

I’ve given side eye to stories of young and healthy vaccine hunters lurking at pharmacies in hopes of getting daily leftovers, but considering that Kloots lost her husband to COVID after a long and horrible battle and has a small daughter who needs her, I’m willing to give her a pass. My husband and I would love to…

Aww, she’s such a cute baby in this photo.

omg I needed that laugh today. bless you hilarious internet stranger

Are you forced to endure a lecture about Marxism while just trying to rub one out and eat some Sun Chips?

Lemme help a little with the maths: My back of a napkin calculation tells me that a standard white pine door (white pine density averages 25 lb/cu.ft.)  (36x80x1.75 inch = 3X6.66x.145 ft=2.9 cu. ft) in volume would weigh 73 lb displacing roughly 2.9 cu.ft or 181 lb of water so it has a bouyancy of 181-73=108 lb. So…

That aside, I am genuinely glad to see that Tessica Brown is doing okay. She got a lot of grief for making a bad decision of which she was the only victim.

Okay, they put Agent May through a lot of bullshit, but this is really pushing things.

“...or the weigh of the people involved...”

“At 9 years old”

Thankfully not every fighting game based on a movie is horrible.

Judging by the stuff she’s said in interviews and on social media over the years, my assumption is that yes, she’s 100% just picking films that look like fun to her. Which is the reason to do anything anyway. Can’t fault her on that.

No, it was Tuesday.