Religion is all well and good when you’re looking for a higher purpose or need some kind of faith to help you accept the wrongs of the world.

I’m glad that John Mulaney has the capability to take the time he needs to recover. I know that Covid pretty much killed work for stand up comedians. Most of them are likely relying on writing gigs lately I assume. Also I’m glad that he himself is aware enough of his condition to know he’s not ready to resume his…

As long as kids across the world can continue to create inhuman abominations, I am fine with this.

Huh. Learning new things every day. Thanks.

It’s weird how I can immediately go from “not having any idea who this is,” to “my new favorite person.”

How does anyone who calls for a “White History Month” not understand that *every* month is white history month? Even February. Just because we get to hear about George Washington Carver discovering a bunch of peanut stuff doesn’t mean they stop teaching all the whitewashed stuff as well during the month.

Wait, paintballs were used against rioters? Did that happen? Does that ever happen?

Douchebag!

Feels kind of like saying “There is only darkness and light!" While completely ignoring the spectrum that exists within light. 

Admittedly I read this headline as a request, not a statement of fact. I was certainly confused at first why anyone at Jezebel would demand he be let back into the capital.

The circumstances appear to be significantly different. I’m not super familiar with her situation or just what her parents were like. I bring up my scenario mainly just to explain my familiarity with the process. Ultimately the point I was trying to emphasize was that even if it was her mom’s decision to hospitalize…

My name is indeed a strong indicator of my state of being. But I assure you that all of my filthiness remains in the confines of my own brain.

The premise of the film is that he’s on vacation with his (I think 14 year old) daughter. In an attempt to seem older, she tells people that he’s not her father, but her lover. So it’s a series of misunderstandings leading to everyone thinking he's a public pedophile.

Goddamn foreshadowing...

I don’t personally have a horse in this race, but an odd anecdote.

I’ve had to hospitalize both of my sons for mental health issues, more than once each. The longest either of them was in there was 2 weeks though. Regardless, it’s not an easy decision to make. While they’re doing much better nowadays, they hated me and my wife for doing that to them at the time.

I’ll take your word for it. Although I assure you, our physical similarities have gone in significantly different directions since.

Ironically, the cabinet in the field has aged better than that kid’s mullet...

When I was a younger man, I was told that the celebrity I most closely resembled was Skeet Ulrich. I was never positive as to whether I should take that as a good or bad thing.

True true. I was making a sarcastic joke to how they are often compared, and when it comes down to it, there isn’t a huge scalpers market buying all the loot boxes and reselling them at triple the price.