Well said. I was just being facetious, but I’m glad you took the time to explain the difference.  

Silly people buying loot boxes. Stop throwing your money away on a *chance* that you’ll get what you want. 

Geez, you’d think she worked at Coca-Cola or something.

Works for me.

Are side ponytails and overalls still an option? Not saying I have a type... but I have a type.

As a man, I’ve been in situations where I’ve accidentally seen more than I was supposed to. Despite neither myself or the female in question truly being at fault for the circumstances leading to the “peek”, I would usually apologize for it. Because despite the neutral circumstances, there is a clear outline of who got…

You don’t speak for me! My childhood crush was Susan Dey from her LA Law days! I recall watching it with my mom and being absolutely captivated by her and having no idea why.

Funny story I’m always reminded about when Xenogears is mentioned. My brother used whatever cheat device was available back then (probably Action Replay) to make it so that all of his stats were beyond god level because he didn’t want to stress the fighting and just wanted to enjoy the story.

Orange box came out during my “got have all the achievements” phase on Xbox. Good lord was that one was a nightmare to 1000/1000

1988 was such a defining year for me as a child and a gamer. The main draw was Mega Man 2, my first entry into the franchise. Fighting bosses and taking their powers? Sign me right up.

Was so looking forward to seeing Upgrade, but the ending got spoiled for me and I just haven’t been able to renew my interest in seeing it. Even though I’m sure the substance of the first 90% of the movie would still make it worth it.

That’s a tad more complicated than I’m willing to type out here. Lots of variables with ship designs and whatnot. But if you’re really interested, you can check this out:

Old Asian man in shorts pulling on his dick through the leg hole at the bus stop. 

If that's true, I thank goodness that my kids have aged out of that. Skylanders and Disney Infinity was very bad for my bank account.

Give it a few years. Soon they’ll have them in the Cracker Barrel lobby.

Intellectual sex toys? The most thought the wife and I have put into a sex toy was "Does this do what we need it to do?"

And people think there’s no use for math out of high school.

In that case, I applaud her taking control of her career to the point where she has the freedom to pick the roles she’ll enjoy.

My kids aren’t the best kids. Just like I’m not the best dad. They try to get away with a lot of shit, like kids do. Say what you want to say about me and we’ll deal with it like adults. But if someone slandered either one of my kids on national tv, that person better fucking be ready to die on that hill.

Borderline. But I assure you, it was only discussed. No imagery or footage was shared.