The premise of the film is that he’s on vacation with his (I think 14 year old) daughter. In an attempt to seem older, she tells people that he’s not her father, but her lover. So it’s a series of misunderstandings leading to everyone thinking he's a public pedophile.

Goddamn foreshadowing...

I don’t personally have a horse in this race, but an odd anecdote.

I’ve had to hospitalize both of my sons for mental health issues, more than once each. The longest either of them was in there was 2 weeks though. Regardless, it’s not an easy decision to make. While they’re doing much better nowadays, they hated me and my wife for doing that to them at the time.

I’ll take your word for it. Although I assure you, our physical similarities have gone in significantly different directions since.

Ironically, the cabinet in the field has aged better than that kid’s mullet...

When I was a younger man, I was told that the celebrity I most closely resembled was Skeet Ulrich. I was never positive as to whether I should take that as a good or bad thing.

True true. I was making a sarcastic joke to how they are often compared, and when it comes down to it, there isn’t a huge scalpers market buying all the loot boxes and reselling them at triple the price.

Well said. I was just being facetious, but I’m glad you took the time to explain the difference.  

Silly people buying loot boxes. Stop throwing your money away on a *chance* that you’ll get what you want. 

Geez, you’d think she worked at Coca-Cola or something.

Works for me.

Are side ponytails and overalls still an option? Not saying I have a type... but I have a type.

As a man, I’ve been in situations where I’ve accidentally seen more than I was supposed to. Despite neither myself or the female in question truly being at fault for the circumstances leading to the “peek”, I would usually apologize for it. Because despite the neutral circumstances, there is a clear outline of who got…

You don’t speak for me! My childhood crush was Susan Dey from her LA Law days! I recall watching it with my mom and being absolutely captivated by her and having no idea why.

Funny story I’m always reminded about when Xenogears is mentioned. My brother used whatever cheat device was available back then (probably Action Replay) to make it so that all of his stats were beyond god level because he didn’t want to stress the fighting and just wanted to enjoy the story.

Orange box came out during my “got have all the achievements” phase on Xbox. Good lord was that one was a nightmare to 1000/1000

1988 was such a defining year for me as a child and a gamer. The main draw was Mega Man 2, my first entry into the franchise. Fighting bosses and taking their powers? Sign me right up.

Was so looking forward to seeing Upgrade, but the ending got spoiled for me and I just haven’t been able to renew my interest in seeing it. Even though I’m sure the substance of the first 90% of the movie would still make it worth it.

That’s a tad more complicated than I’m willing to type out here. Lots of variables with ship designs and whatnot. But if you’re really interested, you can check this out: