Spice Girls. No question. Spice up your life.

Best I can do on short notice.

Sorry. Just using the play on words to make an ejaculation joke.

Nope. Vasectomy in 2010. Just goop.

Whenever I see a movie or TV show with a villain who ends up shocked or upset that someone opposes them, like “what did I do to deserve this?”, I’m always left thinking, “How can they justify being frustrated that someone opposes their evil plans? How can they write a character like that.”

That sounds far more costly than the Great Goop Heist of 2014, where my wife kind of got me to wake up at 3:00am to have sex.

Iirc, I don’t believe they did

It’s from a show called “Bad Samaritans”

It sounds like a life simulator where the only difference is that you get into fights all the time. I get that it isnt, but that's the picture that got painted in my head reading this article.

It's so much worse than you know.

Hobbies are important. That one is particularly impressive.

As I understand it, it varies for different people. Most vascetomy’s are done by cutting one incision and getting both tubes through that one. Mine did an incision on either side to avoid complications. I heard stories about people just constantly vomitting the day of having it done, which didn’t happen to me. I was…

I got mine on my 30th birthday after two kids. Arguably not my best birthday.

Well since it never got to that point, such an agreement was not required.

Women understand this, but my point was that men only seem to like to talk up the length.

I don’t think it even occurs to most guys who don’t have a pressing reason to do it. I think we’re designed to mentally block out the suggestion of having our scrotum cut open to burn out the tubes in there. Sure, it’s horrible when you say it out loud, but way easier in the long run.

Well maybe a little of both.

The cervix, vagina level 2.

Sounds like you haven’t found the one yet.