That’s the best result I think I could have asked for.

I want to say “sodomy” all the time. Normally it’s fine, but when you accidentally tweak your tone and it comes out “sodomy?”, that’s when things go bad.

First order of business, not photoshopping the one black guy into the college brochure twice.

I’m 35 and if I haven’t shaved, look super creepy. Regardless of my facial hair status, I don’t say anything to a woman I don’t have to say out of fear of creeping someone out. I should also mention that I have a history of (innocently) saying the absolutely wrong thing in random situations. This sounded like an…

Kind of off topic, but I was curious what the going pay rate was for a jezebel writer?

well it was the only time I heard it.

I can't testify to the legitimacy of his claim, only pass along what I was told. Which at the time, was worth a laugh.

Well I'll likely never know for sure, but this was at my Mormon college where everyone treated sex very awkwardly.

In my heart, I only count the first game as canon, so it works out. Love me some Sam Witwer though. I always look forward to seeing him in something new.

He says that, but I can’t count how many times I’ve been getting lunch with him, his phone rings and he tells me, “Sorry, it’s God. I have to take this.” Then I’m left there looking like a stooge to all the other customers like, “Oh... he just got ditched by the Pope!” So I bitterly end up stealing a bite of his…

It does feel like a lot of the time, it’s not a matter of if you’ll make it, but how long you’ll survive.

Jenga got elevated to a whole new level of tension for me when I first got the chance to play “Dread.” It’s a tabletop RPG where all your choices are determined by block pulls, and if you knock over the tower, your character dies. Super fun.

You just reminded me of an ancedote. When I was in college, one of my professors that I was comfortable enough to know on a first name basis told me about how in the first year of his marriage, he and his wife would add a jellybean to a jar every time they had sex. After that first year, they would take out a…

I’m a very tense and anxiety ridden person. I worry about everything almost all the time. Since you asked about jerking off, I’ll tell you, it takes the edge off. I’m 35 and it’s become less about enjoyment/orgasm and more about just getting the tension out of my muscles and getting the hormone influence off of my…

I’m mostly unfamiliar with the EU, so I’m not sure what is and isn’t all that good from it. I’m probably partially colored by the fact that I’m a fan of Sam Witwer and really just want to see him get to do more.

He was pretty overpowered now that I think back on it. I may have just like having a storyline that described how the rebel alliance came into existence.

Fair enough. You have an alternate and equally valid opinion on this matter. I do not begrudge you for having it fellow citizen of the internet.

You know, I try to make little jokes in the comments fairly often. I was trying to think of one for this and I realized something. There are no appropriate jokes for this. Just people being shitty from behind the obscurity of anonymity.

I’m so dissapointed that Galen Marek has been wiped from canon. I really enjoyed that game and his place in the overall story.

Not true. Spider-kitten trumps koala hugs.