hmmm.... nope.

They air them the week of, they would get a shit-ton of complaints, which nobody wants to deal with. Push them back even a little bit, not as many.

All I have to pull from is my goat brethren.

Too many stories of shit going to shit. That’s enough internet for me tonight. Best of luck to those continuing on.

Good for you. That’s super creepy.

He was.

They did, we had three previous shows where we did it normally. Just wanted to have a bit of fun with the last show.

Did you say a girl wore a bikini on a boat!? Unbelievable!

I had a girl like that in 4th grade. Always trying to stomp on my foot or kick me in the balls. So I would tease her, “I don’t know why you’re so eager to have touch my balls.” and she would reply “I wanna touch em’ so hard with my foot that they bust!” I didn’t know she had a crush on me until two years after that. I…

Yeah it was. She landed her hand perfectly flat on my face to get the most surface area from her slap.

In junior high, I was in a school production of Oklahoma! playing the villain Jud Fry. There was a scene involving the female lead that required a slap to occur. During our last show, I told her not to hold back and just slap me as hard as she could, thinking it would be fun to hear the audience’s reaction.

I thought it was pretty enjoyable. I should really go back and watch it again.

I had a very difficult conversation with my Bishop at the time who assured me that I would be removed. It has become clear to me now that he was perhaps less than honest with me about that.

Constantine

I was on a plane from Hawaii to Alaska and was nursing a kidney stone. Had to stifle my voice so I didn’t freak everyone out by screaming on a plane. Instead, I was audibly sobbing into my tray table until I passed out from the pain. Woke up an hour later and continued the cycle.

A lot of missionaries, while sometimes pushy, tend to do a lot of good in the areas they’re put in. Like a lot of problems, the source is the old white men in charge.

It’s not so much scary, but frustrating as hell. Thanks for your concern though. I appreciate it.

Whoo! Dogs!

Yeah, I’m hearing from a lot of people, which is nice. I was assured back in 2001, by my Bishop at the time, that I would be formally removed. Turns out that wasn’t the case.