Carpeting in a kitchen is psychotic.

I think it’s fine Elizabeth Gilbert is dating this guy, people react to grief and move through it in different ways and it brings people together in different ways that maybe others wouldn’t understand. I will not forgive her for writing Eat, Pray, Love though.

“...his honesty” Please stop confusing “honesty” with “he’s willing to say the racist things out loud that I am too chickenshit to say out loud myself’.

Another Trump fraudster. Harvard student? No. Fashion model? More like PR placement. Pro skater? Where? Poet? More like bad lyricist - to be charitable. Religious Jew? They really don’t intermarry, so even that doesn’t check out.

PSA for fellow serial killers: before storing your body-part trophies in one of these fridges, remember to deauthorize the app. Just imagine the embarrassment!

Frozen Thin Mints are the best.

Be best, Melanie.

Melania should eat poop.

Maybe they’d listen if they are stuck with the bill. If an anti-vaxxer was required to be financially liable for the consequences of refusing to vaccinate their child, then maybe they would set-aside their asinine “beliefs” and stupidity and at lease cover their own asses.

Some people are too dumb to be allowed to have children.  These are those people.

Normally I would think of someone doing something stupid as a *dumbass*. But I think when it’s so they can take a *selfie*, then ya they become an *asshole*.

Team Jaguar

They lost me with ‘stitched it up at home.’ what are they, in a war zone?

Hi Jezzies, a few of you will remember that I was homeless and then finally got rehoused by the council into a flat last year. The block the flat is in is awful and full of drug dealers and that I am the only female in the block. I posted last year that my doctor had written to the council to say that I needed to be…

Has Hailey Baldwin ever smiled?

Or the time we tried to recycle a gallon Gatorade bottle. The guys on the recycle truck pulled it from our recycle bin and put it in the garbage. The men on the garbage truck put it back into the recycle bin. They played hot potato for weeks with it until we buried it in a garbage bag. It was a plastic type they were…

Well, if you’re wrong and he likes downers, I have a bottle of Amitriptyline he can have, but he has to promise to take it all at once.

Suggestion for new initiative:

“Congrats. You did what you felt was right... Turns out, wow, you have way more power in research now than I do. And I’m just very proud of you, because I have people that I really put a lot of effort, after you left, into making them the best and they didn’t turn out that well.”

Bundled up in my raggedy sweats battling a cold. Feels like my head is filled with concrete. Ugh. The upside is it’s a “good” excuse for eating junk food and staring at the TV. At some point I should probably turn it on.