whaddya know ... “no money, no come-y” is what they told Robert Kraft at Orchids of Asia Day Spa

I get tension headaches from Melania's squinting

The kids all know — or think they know — about this already, thanks to social media apps their parents may not even know anything about and definitely don’t have full access to.

The student newspaper can actually take this from whispering in the social media virtual hallway and talk about what’s actually happening and…

Just recently, Fink arrived at school to find a police officer standing outside her classroom, who then asked her “questions implying Duffel was involved in sex trafficking,” reports the Chronicle.

I only have experience with cheap wrap dresses and the criss cross around the chest never looks good and there’s always too much fabric at the waist to be flattering on me.

The kind with weed in it.

People are strange, particularly when you’re a stranger.

Wrong. If your goal is to get out of debt, do so. Save for Paris another day. Be smart about your finances because they will follow you forever.

Pumpkin Andy’s Wine Bar and Cat Palace is open this evening for all your boozy, kittenish needs! Hello everyone! I’m off work for at least another month, and to that I say, thank God! I’m loving The Price is Right, and sleeping in, and slowly drinking coffee while I figure out the day. I sailed through cardiac rehab…

I just realized there was nothing absurd about that celebrity encounter. I once saw Ray Liotta at an antique store in Eureka, CA. He saw me recognize him, but then try to play it real cool, so he strode up to me and acted like we were long-lost high school pals, addressing me by a nickname of Legs, asking me if I…

Ivanka got most of her work done 2 decades ago, when it was known as the “daddy, make me a model!” special.

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Or publicly admitting to planing to have a child children out of wedlock?? After preaching abstinence only FOR YEARS?

“God has called me to my peaceful place. Even with the loud music and lights and all, a strip club can be like a church. God makes it rain in all ways.”

That screaming pack-a-day smoking toddler is so tall. 

The only thing I can think of is:

A guy who hates reading and absorbs Fox News like a sponge? Oh yeah, must be the reincarnation of the Algonquin Round Table.

Being related to a man who shares many behavioral traits with That Asshole, I’m 70% certain that “conversation” in this case involves him sitting at the table bloviating about “issues of the day” for hours on end while she is obliged to tell him how right he is about that thing. Probably while chewing with his mouth…

What’s with the random apostrophes in names these days? Tay’lor? Sha’ann?  You must all address me as Roo’Ty Too’TY from this day forward.

They offend me as someone who’s legit blind as a bat, because such a huge lens is so impractical for real focus, IDK I’m not cool with people using medical devices fashion pieces. You wouldn’t wear a big hearing aid “just for the look”.