If ever a head screamed for bangs, this is the one.

All the people have witnessed dudes jacking off on public transit should comment here.

FAKE NEWS: The Trumps do not have “friends”.  It’s all lackeys and assorted hangers-on

*Long, loud SIGH*

Gross.

I have never seen the Superbowl :)

How about we call NO wall a “wall”?  Problem solved!

So, when is Melanie going to prove she didn’t get to America fradulently?

I HATED gym throughout my entire K-12 career. Not because any of my teachers were bad, but because I was terrible and uncoordinated at every single thing. I also got hit in the head by softballs, volleyballs, soccer balls, basketballs, and those red rubber sadistic things; I never got more constructive advice than…

I’m gonna be THAT commenter:

I wouldn’t cross one of Putin’s sleeper agents, either.

She truly has the most RBF I have ever seen in my life. As if its painful for her to crack the slightest of smiles. 

New years goals update: I have had no alcohol since December! I’m feeling really good about it, but what is worrying me is how easy it has been. I am not bragging, it actually worries me. Like, every other time I tried to quit or cut back, it was hell, but this time I haven’t had a bad day except for maybe the first…

Oreos are overrated. Honestly, taste varies, but for my money give me more texture and less sugar in a cookie. My 2 cents. 

drink his own semen at a baby shower.

I’m really confused by the tone of this article. The pure charisma and likability of Ted Bundy is well-documented. His crimes and horrific actions are also well-documented. I feel like the teaser sets up the audience to see these two sides of the man. Who else, but a former teen heartthrob (the handsome one you would…

I wonder if Trump would trade the wall for a national gun registry and tracking system.

#1 tip for not being judged by the barista

Man, Pete Davidson is really owning his shit, so if he wants to joke about things to diffuse the tension, and move forward, cool. I don't see this as 'derailing his comeback' in any way. He's not joke about other people killing themselves. 

Um, weird. I’m sorry that woman have to date us. Well, not me, I’m gay so I get to date the weirdos too.