To me, the part of these stories that never gets enough attention is the idea that you need to do this in the first place. Was he not able to just say no and walk away? Did they physically not allow him to just not participate? They wouldn’t have let him join, but if that’s the only thing preventing you from walking…

They do their own hazing:

Hi Jezzies, so as most of you know it’s been a really crappy few years and money has been short, especially so the past few months. Someone must of been looking down on me because this week I came into some money, not a life changing amount but enough to give me breathing space. It came at the right time because a…

If ever a head screamed for bangs, this is the one.

All the people have witnessed dudes jacking off on public transit should comment here.

FAKE NEWS: The Trumps do not have “friends”.  It’s all lackeys and assorted hangers-on

*Long, loud SIGH*

Gross.

I have never seen the Superbowl :)

How about we call NO wall a “wall”?  Problem solved!

So, when is Melanie going to prove she didn’t get to America fradulently?

I HATED gym throughout my entire K-12 career. Not because any of my teachers were bad, but because I was terrible and uncoordinated at every single thing. I also got hit in the head by softballs, volleyballs, soccer balls, basketballs, and those red rubber sadistic things; I never got more constructive advice than…

I’m gonna be THAT commenter:

I wouldn’t cross one of Putin’s sleeper agents, either.

She truly has the most RBF I have ever seen in my life. As if its painful for her to crack the slightest of smiles. 

New years goals update: I have had no alcohol since December! I’m feeling really good about it, but what is worrying me is how easy it has been. I am not bragging, it actually worries me. Like, every other time I tried to quit or cut back, it was hell, but this time I haven’t had a bad day except for maybe the first…

Oreos are overrated. Honestly, taste varies, but for my money give me more texture and less sugar in a cookie. My 2 cents. 

drink his own semen at a baby shower.

#1 tip for not being judged by the barista

Um, weird. I’m sorry that woman have to date us. Well, not me, I’m gay so I get to date the weirdos too.