Eating and enjoying flavors is a very sensual experience. Learning what you like and trying too make it is a sign of sensual exploration. When I hear people actually boast about how they don’t cook, I always think they’re probably deficient in bed, too.

Brings a whole new perspective on “blue haired old ladies.”

A picture of three horses asses.

Move on. He already has. Even if the ex-roommate is the devil incarnate, your EX-boyfriend is complicit with her. He may have brain damage, but he is not mute. He could have spoken up on your behalf at the hospital. He did not. And even if you think that leaving you is a bad choice, it’s still his choice to…

Go to the open house. Take a personal day, sick day, whatever you want to call it, but go there in person. Actually see the place for yourself, hear the presentations, talk to as many people as you can. You may meet a connection who can help decide your future. You are competing for a job with other people who…

Doubtful that they’d have the same plastic surgeon because he probably didn’t pay the first one, so had to find a different sucker to operate on Melanie. Also, I wonder if Trump has ever seen tits that were real?

My favorite activity when I went to Vegas was an afternoon spent driving around Red Rock Canyon, on the outskirts. I seem to remember a casual lunch near a petting zoo. But those red cliffs — wow!

Perhaps you will find some solace learning about the Camphill Movement. Better yet, see if you can visit one of their villages. They have people with intellectual disabilities living in family style homes with caretakers, whom they call “co-workers.” They strive to help everyone have a meaningful life, with work…

And yet they allow people to wear perfume on planes, invading my space with their migraine-inducing stench.  

Medium? Like Hell! That woman is definitely an Extra Large.

Best way to enjoy Miami -- keep on driving until you get to the Keys.

What someone is willing to taste is a pretty good indication of what they are willing to put in their mouth. Hence: Lil Yachty is probably frigid and boring in the sack.

Was she the kind of “model” who wore clothes?

I’m giving out foil wrapped milk chocolate coins (AKA Hanukah Gelt).  I win.

I think he meant a soft 500 lb woman.  Good on you, John.

My Aunt Sarah gave me this advice, “Never go to bed with someone who has more problems than you do.” Great advice, not always easy to follow, but I got burned every time I didn’t follow it.

You can afford Manhattan, and you have a great mindset about living space, so go for it!

Paul Bunyan is one scary mofo. When I was a kid, the Museum of Science and Industry in Chicago had an exhibit where you would enter a dark room, a curtain would open to reveal what appeared to be a huge window, and it was totally filled with the giant animatronic head of Paul Bunyan. His mouth opened and closed, and…

I had a long drawn out relationship with many break-ups and back-togethers. Eventually the break-up stuck, and I moved on to a great guy who treated me way better than the ex. The following winter, when it was really cold in the Northeast, the ex, who had since moved to California, started inviting me to come out…