Eh, when you consider that the FDA tolerates 30 bits of insects and one rodent hair in every 3 and a half ounces of peanut butter, I don’t think a few of Grandpa’s ashes are any big deal.

Is her face really that off balanced or is it just a bad picture?  Because I’m willing to grant her some compassion if she’s a victim of a stroke.

You know those tit-staring guys who seem incapable of looking a woman in the face?  I always wonder how long they were breastfed.

To paraphrase Dr. Joy Browne (RIP), you give your kids roots and wings.  Wings are the hard part.

Check out Youtube for his old stand-up routines. The guy’s hilarious, and was practically a child prodigy of humor.

Uhmmm, ever heard of Rodney Dangerfield? I think the whole, “She’s so much sexier than me and I’ve got figure out how to keep her.” was just shtick. Dangerfield did not want someone to “take my wife, please” and, judging from the cost of tickets to his shows, and the outpouring of grief when he died, he got plenty…

I imagine the offending person or object. Suddenly a giant boulder falls on them and crushes them deep into the ground so there is not even an iota of a chance to escape.  If my mind wanders back to them, I imagine them still under that huge rock.

Mia Farrow slept her way to the middle, seducing other women’s husbands. Soon-Yi probably remembers having her family screwed up when Mia decided it was just fine to fuck around with Andre Previn. Soon-Yi likely remembers watching her original adoptive mom, Dory Previn, and what she had to go through when Mia fucked…

I thought this was about who would be a Trumpy. I’m thinking Angela. Maybe Meredith would dream of seducing him for a big payoff.  Creed would have voted for Hilary, secretly.

Pictures of dogs are the best, because you can enjoy their cuteness without having to smell them.

Eileen Fisher does the opposite of fat shaming. Her clothes enable everyone to look overweight.

I get what you mean.  My father died three years ago and I miss hm terribly.  But I’m very grateful he didn’t have to know that Trump became president.

Shanks are undesirable?  Braised beef shank is my go to when I want to put out a nice meal.  I even keep one in the freezer so I can always make a nice dinner without having to go shopping.

Maybe hope he gets cirrhosis? Wraps his car around a tree? You know, alkie stuff.

And what was up with the hideous candy cane outfit she wore for a hospital tour? Did she think she was dressed as a candy striper? https://www.eonline.com/news/973211/melania-trump-steps-out-in-celine-for-hospital-tour-in-africa

Or maybe it’s a kink thing, from back when she was an escort.

When a guy I met on the internet wanted to meet in person, I suggested coffee. But he insisted on taking me to lunch at a fancy expense account type of restaurant that was his “regular place.” It was winter and I was wearing a bulky coat, but when the hostess offered to check it, he declined. He also didn’t make…

I thought the electrician who was fixing wiring in the attic of a house I lived in during college was nice looking, so when he finished the job and asked me out for a date that Saturday night, I said yes. He picked me up, barely made conversation, and seemed quiet, but nice. I asked him how he had spent the day, and…

Not mentioned because thrift stores don’t pay for advertising.

Not mentioned because thrift stores don’t pay for advertising.

His problem is that he won’t admit it.  Dubya was very open about his alcoholic youth.  The whole “I was lost but now I’m found.” played well with the evangelicals.