I’ve heard a theory that an alcoholic’s emotional development stops at the age when they start drinking.

KellyAnn outfit Can you imagine a defense attorney asking KellyAnne what she was wearing?

The only thing her story proves is that rape is about power, not attractiveness, and even a horribly ugly person can be assaulted.  

And in that vein, Maria Carey.  The way she waves her hands around when she sings drives me batshit.

In Aaron Tonken’s King of Cons, ( a fun read about a guy who went broke and to jail doing Hollywood fundraisers) he talks about Sharon Stone as a total bitch who insisted on being paid for a charity appearance and then wouldn’t interact with anyone. So I can believe she’d take all of your gum.

Ugh, Rita Wilson and her Big Fat Boring Predictable Greek Wedding movie. I saw it when it was playing on an airplane.  Damn those locked emergency exits!

Add to the Elizabeth list, Elizabeth “Boring-as-an-old” Shue.

My friend was on the crew of Working Girl.  He said Melanie was drunk throughout the entire shoot, one day so bad that they had to cancel production.  You can totally see this when you watch the movie.  Also, irrational hatred of all those big chin women.  When did that become considered a beautiful feature?

I liked her better when I thought she was a man in drag.  She makes Jay Leno look pretty.

Add to this — Julia Roberts. She has about two facial expressions and an annoying voice.

I thought about getting an Instant Pot.  Then I saw how huge they are.  You know what’s even more useful that an Instant Pot?  Counter space.

First decide what you’d want to put your cat through. Be careful about projecting human values on your pet. Animals don’t understand why they are being “tortured” with medical intervention. A short life where they are not cut open and where their food is not tasting of medicine may be sweeter than a longer life as…

I thought you meant “give them a roll” as in “roll in the hay.”

Exactly. Bring back the TV show with that annoying know-it-all maid and it will kill the name right there.

Eh, let the men have their little narcissistic custom.  Never understood how someone could look at a brand new little individual and think, “I’ll name him after me.”

Just on a whim to use up a little extra time, I visited the museum home of artist Xul Solar in the Recoleto neighborhood of Buenos Aires. Still one of my favorite memories.

Ran into my friend Jane and she was wearing the same ring I was. Turned out we got them from the same guy. We immediately went to the Hallmark store, bought the same cards with a “You’re my one and only” type of message and mailed them to him at the same time.  Dumped the guy and we stayed friends.

Pick up some tea called Smooth Move.  I keep a few teabags in my suitcase for just such situations.

Obligatory A Clockwork Orange reference starting at :54.

Ivanka cherished her right so much, she didn’t even register to vote until she was 34 years old!