Yes! Came here for this. Every 6th grader at my school knew how to “see the tits on the Indian princess.”

I really thought this was more of a women’s show, and watched it when my husband wasn’t home.  Then he saw it and thought it was soft porn.  So he likes it, too.  Win/win, and the afterparty is always fun.

LOVE Cherry Bang, but that has to be the stupidest interviewer ever!

My very first day of college, as I was sitting in the classroom waiting for the professor to start, I passed the time figuring out what each class session was costing me.  I realized that if I’d spent that much on concert tickets, I’d want them to be damn good seats.  I decided then and there to always sit as close to…

There exists beautiful pottery, but this stuff is just bland and boring. Hopefully your next paid promo will feature better stuff.

There exists beautiful pottery, but this stuff is just bland and boring. Hopefully your next paid promo will feature…

I want so much for her to have a very public affair with Putin.  

I was 18, had just moved to Florida from the midwest, and my crappy student apartment complex was centered around a swimming pool, landscaped in Florida manner by large plants that looked like brushes, that I later learned were called Spanish Bayonets. The warm weather, the pool, the exotic plants — I was enchanted! …

The added security is a pain in the butt for everyone — including the people living at Dump Tower. It makes coming and going more difficult and even if you have a private car waiting, they can’t get close to the door and hang out the way they used to. Not to mention the added aggravation of everyone being slowed…

My dead cats were named Noodles, Jupiter and CousCous.  These names are now up for grabs.  I have two live cats, but their names are already in use, so you can’t have them.

Wasn’t that the name of John Lennon’s dog?

Staten Island is really New Jersey.

And he looks like he smells really bad.

My friend and I went to see Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again. We had free tickets and it still was not worth it. 

Check out the movie Lbs. It’s about an extremely obese man and his crackhead friend who move to the country together to conquer their addictions. It’s a true story written and directed by the star, and is funny and poignant. I saw it years ago when it came out and still think about it. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt039…

I once had a snow cone in Mexico with the flavor leche quemada -- burnt milk -- and it was delicious.

Yes, because we don’t get enough Crapmas from October to January.

Also, why did Meryl Streep have brown eyes when she was younger?  

When I was first starting to sprout breasts, I was pretty upset because one was growing bigger than the other. My Aunt Sarah told me not to worry; that most women had one breast bigger than the other. Furthermore, she told me that the left one was usually bigger than the right one, because most men are left handed.

Also, most NYC landlords require an annual income of 40 x the rent (or 80 x the rent if it is paid by a guarantor.

I saw Mama Mia! Here We Go Again last night and it was awwwwful. My friend who had the free tickets apologized after and I was just relieved that I didn’t have to be polite and pretend I liked it. Cher only shows up at the end where she and sings one song that sounds muffled and just off. Her make-up makes her…