It took me a minute to realize that he was referring to eating KFC with his hands.  I can’t help but think that a lot of Donnie’s fast food contains some extra ingredients.

I agree, they shouldn’t have denied her service. But providing good service and spit-fee food? Hell, no! Also, interrupt her frequently while she is ordering and ignore what she is saying. Repeat back her order changing everything she said. Cut her off mid-sentence and go take care of another table.

No kidding! I sometimes wonder how much kitchen prep saliva Trump and his fellow diners have consumed over the years. He was an asshole long before he took office, and you just know he has been rude to his share of restaurant workers.  Godknows what kind of special sauce has been put on his Big Macs.

I don’t think he wants to own Barron. He generally refers to him as “her son.” And he let the previous wives raise their kids.

Honoring a comedian with a story by another — a bit of John Mulaney to lighten the mood.

I haven’t thought about Guiliani’s brat since the mayoral inauguration.

Tell your boss that you have a bladder infection that requires you to make sudden trips to the bathroom. Then, when she is going on for too long, hold up your hand, apologize, and rush out of the room.

I’m wondering if anyone is going to go after Roseanne with a civil suit for costing them their livelihood.

Just want to mention what a totally cool name, Zzyym!

I love straws! I use them whenever I can. I keep flexy straws at home for my morning avocado shake. I love those little red stir straws and I’ll drink through those, too. And the bubble tea straws, wow! Drinking through a straw is just more pleasant. That said, I had no idea that they were wreaking such havoc on…

Now I’m wondering what Spicer was wearing behind that podium. As to Suckabee, I hope she is wearing layers and layers of clothes, because otherwise...gross!

Also, one thing that frequently stands out about the “victim.” They were so drunk they passed out. How about drinking responsibly? How about having a sense of taking care of yourself? I am so sick of “I was drunk.” being an excuse for needing to be coddled like an infant. It’s a tough world. There’s a reason…

Exactly. Meanwhile, Brunton didn’t age very well. He’s now fat and wrinkled. Guess that California sun took its toll on the white surfer boy. And he should wish to be in as good a condition as 20-year-older Takei.

I’m 62 years old with fair skin and I’m proof that Cetaphil IS amazing. I have been using their gentle cleanser for over 35 years and I swear my skin has barely aged. No crow’s feet, no forehead wrinkles.

Abortion is a fallback. How are they doing on birth control?

Exactly. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again — just because someone is mentally ill doesn’t mean they’re not an asshole.

Exactly! And your friends with kids end up doing boring things that are “child friendly.” Hour holiday sounds fun — seeing the world on your own rocks. https://petergreenberg.com/2009/02/06/solo-travel-tips-from-one-womans-nicaraguan-journey/

Hate these guys and their dirtbag look. But at least they can change clothes, maybe into future prison uniforms, and get a different hairstyle. (But Ellie, but making fun of baldness is low.)

Cockrings — too fancy! Just get a shoelace and wrap it around the base of the balls after he is erect. If you’re good with slipknots, loosen the lace at the moment of ejaculation. He’ll think you’re a sexual genius.

That dress she’s wearing in the second picture? She needs to get rid of it. i’m not fat shaming her. I’m shaming her for wearing a dress that she outgrew.