Not sending the check is how Trump has always run his businesses.
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I once met a happy couple whom I mistook for newlyweds. It turned out that they had been married almost 15 years. Their secret? He was in the Merchant Marines and was gone for months at a time. So you don’t have to be rich — just have a good game plan for being apart.
At least he doesn’t attend the soldiers’ funerals and say, “Wow, look at this crowd. What a crowd!”
My cute gay cousin met a guy in a very deserted area and when off with him to have some fun. The guy pulled a knife and demanded money. My cousin said, “I don’t have any money. I thought YOU had money.” and walked away.
I’ve often wished that all men could see what big breasts actually look like without benefit of a bra, because that would redefine the sexy beauty standard in favor of us small breasted women.
I am generally a kind a forgiving person, but I get painful, nauseating migraines from being around perfume for even brief periods. I will loudly ask a restaurant hostess or flight attendant to re-seat me because the “stench of perfume nearby is making me ill.” I’ve given up my window seat for a center seat to get…
Finally getting around to reading your post (it was a long weekend!) and wanted to give you a tip for dealing with any future feline cystitis. I learned this from a vet and it has probably saved me hundreds of dollars. If you have a cat prone to cystitis, or suspect that there is blood in the urine, feed them a bit…
When I was i college, a drag queen friend told me that Candace Bergen had been born a man and had a sex change. I absolutely believed it. I still think if you look at her, you can kind of see it.
White? Hard to tel what color his skin is under all that acne.
Back in college, I spent a wonderful night with a drummer who was in town for a concert, playing in a relatively famous jazz band. I showed him around town after the concert, and we had some wild after dark fun inside of a big tractor tire at a playground. (The smell of rubber still does it for me.) Recently while…
Use two blankets folded separately, one under each side.
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Oh, boy! A chance to post one of my all time favorite videos featuring inanimate objects having sex:
I’ve never used an Instant Pot and am thinking of getting one. Any advice on brands or features?
Make sure the house deal is in writing and also in his will. What if the boss dies before you get the house? Also, how long have you known the boss and has he had any history of “falling out” with others? Is there employment where you are if your husband doesn’t take the deal? I personally love cities and would go…
My favorite Marilyn fun fact is that if she was alive today, she’d be there same age as Queen Elizabeth.
I want him to slip and fall on his fat ass and try to break the fall with his hands, breaking both wrists. No more golf for Donny.
I’m 61 and last June I was a first time bride. I had never before thought about getting married. Being single rocks! I had great boyfriends but never even lived with someone until my mid 50's. I got married because I realized that my lifestyle had become that of a wife, and I had lost track of my single lifestyle.…
Contact lens / makeup thread: I just got new gas permeable contact lenses (soft lenses didn’t work for me, but these GPs are the bomb!) Now I’m reevaluating all my eye makeup. Got a Neutrogena eyeliner pencil that’s great and non-waterproof mascara that’s OK. Any tips on other eye makeup with contacts? I read that…
Forty five years ago my mom taught me that I should never rub the skin around my eyes any harder than I would rub the petals of a rose. I’m 61 now, smile a lot, yet have none of those little wrinkle lines that everyone else seems to have.