I don’t care what other people wear as long as they’re not wearing cologne. That shit ought to be illegal on airplanes (and theaters, restaurants or anywhere else where other people have to be stuck near them.) Your personal space DOES NOT end five feet away from you, Ms. or Mr. Stench.

Not adaptable enough to wear business attire from Walmart.

Here in NYC, we knew The Donald for what he was. Prior to the election, I said that even if others around the country didn’t know him, they’d all had the experience of encountering a blowhard who, while entertaining, was not someone they would ever trust. I’m still amazed that people chose “TV personality” over…

Panama, did your mother give you that rockin’ cool name? Because if so, that’s at least one point in her favor.

Never had a kid, but a friend turned me on to snacking on babyfood bananas. Delicious! I’ve also added a tiny bit of red food coloring and served it as a “fancy” topping on poundcake.

I say spray lots of dark staining ink on them. Mess up some of the “white” that they are so proud of. Giving their skin a little extra color will make it easier to be able to spot them, too.

You’re surprised? You’ve seen how he estimates crowd size.

I looked at my library’s website an saw a bunch of Louise Penny books. I’ve never read her. What would be a good first book?

It’s YOUR bathroom and unless you are planning to sell your place within the next few years, go for it. People tend to think that when they spend a lot of renovations that those renovations are “new” forever. But in the world of real estate, if you renovated your bath five years ago, it’s not new, it’s old. Get…

I think some people are like cotton puffs and some are like puzzle pieces. The cotton puffs can blandly mesh easily with each other. It’s nothing for them to find a relationship. The puzzle pieces have a harder time finding someone to fit, but they end up with a much better and sturdier match.

Go for it, Melania.

Thank you for brightening my day by reminding me how lucky I am to have itty bitties. I’d never heard of boob sweat. (Does that come from tit pits?) I don’t think I’ve worn a bra more than 50 times in my entire life, and whenever I’ve tried (thinking maybe it would be sexy) it was so uncomfortable I took it off…

Second opinion: They’re ugly, too.

My brother used a have-a-heart trap to catch a rat in his garage. Didn’t want it too close to home, so he released it in a Walmart parking lot.

I went to Las Vegas about 15 years ago and I have to say that far and away, my favorite part of the trip wasn’t Vegas itself but a drive we took to visit the Red Rock Canyons outside of town. If you can arrange a car (or as in my case, a friend who can drive) you will see a true natural wonder. On the other hand, I…

If you do it, use a ball gag on him. Sex, and often relationships, can be improved with judicious use of a gag.

Matzoh ball soup and a dish of applesauce. The salty/sweet, hot/cold, the combo of textures. It’s perfect.

There are good acupuncturists and some that are not so good. Before giving up, maybe try someone else. If you are in NYC, I highly recommend Ben Diamond. He helped me with excruciating pain when Vicodin did nothing.

I tried Blue Apron for a few weeks. I wanted to learn new things, so followed the recipes exactly. It seemed like every recipe called for way more oil and salt than I ordinarily use. Every step seemed to include “Add more salt.” Also, I like to be more leisurely when I cook. The pacing of their instructions…