When in doubt, throw it out.

My cat woke me up this morning by hunting a plastic bottle cap. Once she notice I was awake, she jumped up on the bed with her prey. She’s an excellent hunter who’s never been outside. I’d much rather wake up with a bottle cap than a rodent.

Every time I see Trump referred to as “POTUS,” I think, he’s more like “Flatus.”

I’ve had my hair long and short. I’ve noticed that the shorter my hair, the better quality of men I attract.

OK, Hannah, invite her over to your home so she can steal a necklace handed down from your great grandmother. Old people, aren’t they cute!

I will squeeze in to that empty seat, forcing the person next to me to move over. And then I’ll say, “Thank you.” Courtesy extends in both directions.

I’m 61 and got married last month. I’ve always considered myself lucky in love and had some great boyfriends. Never thought about getting married because I didn’t want kids, and couldn’t handle the idea of one guy for the rest of my life. But at 61, I now have stepchildren who are adults (the best kind of…

Ugh. That may be true for houses, but for apartments, give me a solid pre-war anyway.

I lived for about 20 years in a walk-up studio built in 1910, that was 180 square feet, plus a 70 square foot sleeping loft. It had 12 foot ceilings, which made all the difference. I could cook anything, had a little washer and dryer, a big bathtub on feet and a sunny window with an interesting view. It was in a…

No one else here reads Stephanie Plum the detective novels and was curious to try her peanut butter and pickle sandwiches? I did and used sweet pickles. Not bad.

If you have a small boutique returns can be a major pain in the ass when it comes to bookkeeping, both in terms of daily records and taxes. Also, people who wear scents aren’t even aware of how much they’ve stunk up what they are returning just by having it in the closet with their other scented clothes. (Or if you…

I have very fair combination skin and almost no lines. I’ve been using a two step method of moisturizing for over 30 years and I’m now 61. First, I never dry my face after washing. Instead, while I’m still wet, I use an NACPA spray. (Twinlabs is good. When I stopped being able to find it, I got NuSkin which I’ve…

Awww...shucks! Coming from you, one of my favorite commenters, that’s high praise!

Jinni, have you considered trying to get into a study for your condition? I lived many years without medical insurance (I had a $10,000 deductible, so it was strictly for catastrophes.) and I was a volunteer for lots of research in order to receive the free, and often paid, physicals. I get migraines, and for many…

Ivanka being against the exploitation of humans is like Melania fighting internet bullies.

I’ve always thought that if I found a dog in the wrong side of town I’d name it Sloopy, (from the song Hang on Sloopy, for you young ‘uns who don’t recognize the lyrics.)

Just tell them their presence is the exact gift you want, and if they want to do more, please give to their favorite charity.

Perhaps...perhaps...she came across as a jerk. I’ve been in sales over thirty years and every so often, I decide not to sell to someone because experience has taught me that it just isn’t worth it to deal with them. After a while, you develop a gut instinct for someone who is going to be a problem. When a…

Or, so people think you did time in jail. That’s what I usually think when I see someone with a neck tat.

I kinda hope Goldie grows up and says, “I’ve changed my name to Gary.”