I hope McGregor reads this and someone gives Mayweather the gist of it.

36 years in prison is some alpha male shit brooooooooo!!!!

WELL MY GREAT GREAT GRANDPA FOUGHT FOR THE UNION SO FUCK AUBURN FOREVER!

Stop, collaborate and listen

<joke already made by SeriousAsAShartAttack>

“I didn’t do it”

worst Christmas songs of all time

The Cubs will use this to draft prospects with really tight ligaments after bone breaks. I saw a documentary about twenty years ago that showed one such case.

Knock knock.

Division of Hipster Affairs. You’ve probably never heard of them.

English farmer Maud Lee and her daughter Pat enjoying tea with their lamb Betty in 1949

He’s turned the whole organization into a Sideshow.

Montenegro, please

“Don’t worry Steve, I’ve still got your back”

It’s five o’clock somewhere.

Nobody expects the Spanish friend tradition.

I like it. That full name really is rather Odieous.

Professional Wrestling!!!

Ryan Lochte (on mic center ring): You people are disgusting, Rio is the worst trash city I’ve ever been to. Can you blame me for pissing on it? And I dare anyone to shut me up, and shut up Team USA. We OWN these Games!